Ive (mostly) Survived The First Few Weeks Of Grad School And Decided To Celebrate By Chugging 4 Cans

I’ve (mostly) survived the first few weeks of grad school and decided to celebrate by chugging 4 cans of sprite 💚

Horny brain didn’t think to record until can # 4 so enjoy!

When you’re all out of give a damns for the day

I’ve been lurking long enough, it’s time to give back.

I chugged a whole room temp can of sprite on a nearly empty stomach and the bubbles and burps felt so good. There may be more where this came from…

y'all...these burps felt so good to release 🥵

This poor shirt started tearing at the seam as soon as I sat down. 😅

I think this would motivate most people to go on a diet, but all it did was make me want to fill my tubby gut with more fattening sweets. I really am such a pig. 🐽💕

this is what chugging a can of monster does to a man btw