Why Can't I Get Cosmic Voyager Triplets Out Of My Head?

Why can't I get Cosmic Voyager Triplets out of my head?

Aka Aether and Lumine has a third sibling who has been separated from them (for some reason I can't think of right now) and has caught up to their siblings' current location: Teyvat.

Beautiful world. Wonderful creatures. Strong people.

Wait, what do you mean their sister is the princess of some Abyss or whatever? Is that a gang? ... It's a group that is against that floating island in the sky?

It's just a floating island, why can't their sister just blast it out of the sky? ... The sky's fake too?!

Oh? Their brother is a world famous Traveller who helped nations solve their problems? Wonderful! As expected of their bro-- He was pulled to join their sister's 'war against destiny'?

What destiny? What war? The triplets have a mission, they have to—

What do you mean they can't leave until the war's done? Fine! Let the third sibling join so they can get these things done faster–

What do you mean they need to journey — to hell with it! They just got done with their journey, now they have to go on another one?!

No. If they can't join their sibling, then the lone triplet is having an impromptu vacation. Ha! How do you like–

The third sibling is baffled, eye twitching, and laughed hysterically. Are you telling them their sister created trouble, their brother is in trouble, and now THEY have to pull them out of trouble?

WHAT HAPPENED WHILE THEY WERE SEPARATED?!

Or where the third sibling has been away from their beloved twins for so long that all they want to do is enjoy a feast, drink good alcohol, exchange stories, then leave to go to the next world. Only to find out something happened to the two and they have become a part of some great machinery of fate that could decide the future of Teyvat.

With the third there, they could either tip the scale's balance or just remain neutral and do whatever strikes their whim.

And who are these strange people/men/women? Why can't they leave them alone to enjoy the peace while their siblings run amok in the background doing who knows what?

Flowers, poems, compliments, alcohol, good food, great adventures, amazing sceneries, cute memorabilias, savior, hangouts, subtle attempts at turning it into dates, touch too intimate, eyes so soft, words so sweet—

Sorry, but looking for a lover is the last thing on their imaginary list–

Wow, this is what it takes for you to appear to them again? Brother, sister, are you afraid of me eloping or something?

Just wow.

I... Have no words for what I just wrote right now. Um, let me... Just leave it like this.

I failed to get Kinich's C1 🥲

Perhaps my luck ran out when I brought him home and got his weapon. I ran out of primos and I basically finished all my quests— except some story quests, ascension quests, spiral abyss, and imaginarium theater.

But I can't find the motivation to do any of those. 🥲😅

Oh well, it was an amazing banner.

Searching for fanfics

Katekyo Hitman Reborn (Tsuna! And Adult Reborn! And Kyoya! ... The others as well)

Kingdom Hearts (Sora, Roxas, I can't choose one)

That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime (Rimuru Tempest)

Seven Deadly Sins (Meliodas)

My Hero Academia (Midoriya Izuku)

Inuyasha

Detective Conan

Naruto (Naruto)

Genshin Impact (Aether, Xiao, omg there are too many)

Inazuma Eleven (again, too many)

Fruits Basket (Yukiiii!!)

...there are many more but these are my top priority.

Taking the time to appreciate I am aroace

I love the idea of romance and sex with fictional characters, but the idea of romance and sex with non-fictional people in real life? Please count me out.

Genshin Impact Emote Packs: Paimon’s Paintings 35 (3/4)

So my personal stance on Wanderer’s relationship with the Aranara is that when he’s first settling into Sumeru he has a habit of going off into the rainforest to brood, and this results in Nahida asking the Aranara to keep an eye on him and/or help her find him (which is how, for instance, she’s able to find him so easily in his 2023 birthday letter). For a while Wanderer genuinely has no idea how Nahida keeps tracking him down until he one day catches one of the Aranara peeking at him from the bushes and remembers Nahida has an entire army of little guys watching over the forest he’s trying to dramatically storm off in, which of course ruins the effect + his chances of being able to be cynical about the world in a canopy somewhere in undisturbed peace.

Whats additionally terrible about this is recently he told Nahida to stop making the Aranara supervise him, and she happily informed him she actually hasn’t asked them to do that in a while, so if it looks like the Aranara are still following him around, it’s probably because they’re “curious about” and have “taken a liking to” him. Nahida unfortunately also does not take Wanderer seriously when he insists that “such surveillance is cruel and unusual punishment for a prisoner” and that the “personal freedoms he is entitled to under Sumeru law are being violated”. She instead laughs in the face of his suffering (giggles at him) and suggests he should try to introduce himself to the Aranara because she thinks that he would quote “get along” with them.

Wanderer, frankly, finds this absurd and wholly unnecessary. He doesn’t even know why they’ve “taken a liking to him” or have burdened them with their silly, gourd shaped whimsical presences when apparently it’s predominately Only children and any adults who’ve “maintained their sense of childlike wonder” or whatever that can see them. Wanderer is possibly the furtherest thing from either category and concludes they probably “trust” him because he’s “friends” with their Archon or something. Its utterly baffling, but he can’t really do much about it, because what’s he supposed to do? Go out of his way to chase off a bunch of silly harmless little guys every time he goes wandering?? Definitely not. He has far more important things to worry about

I think one day, though, Wanderer ends up stumbling across an Aranara getting chased around by monsters and really has no choice but to intervene because a) the thing was so helpless it was kind of tragic and b) Nahida would probably be upset with him if he let one of her Aranara get terrorized by monsters. This is when everything truly starts going downhill, because the Aranara he saved was apparently VERY big on running its mouth, so now ALL of them are even More obsessed with him and encroach on him even More whenever he’s in the forest.

To make matters worse he also makes the mistake of offering one (1) Aranara a single small pastry (ONE time. As an experiment) and now they keep offering him bizarrely cooked food to return the favor and he really has no choice but to pack snacks for them everytime he enters their domain. Its completely out of control and he doesn’t know why Nahida finds such dire circumstances so amusing. They keep sitting on his hat and roping them into playing hide and seek with him. Unbelievable . (He finds them very cute and amusing to talk to due to the sheer intensity of their good natured whimsy. Its kind of cathartic) (he would never admit this)