Why Men Need To Stop Whining About Fitzwilliam Darcy

why men need to stop whining about fitzwilliam darcy

I thought of giving this a more conciliating title, but what the hell.

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Something that I feel is under-explored is the fact that Jack is a queer history major. And he went to a very LGBTQ friendly college.

Basically imagine Jack being forever annoyed when people assume that historical figures were straight.

So, with the wonderful help of my dear irl bff @ohsobittle, let me tell you a story. (seriously follow her she’s The Best and we are essentially a matched set)

it really all just starts when they Jack is a little tipsy and hanging out with The Boys and Bitty (of course). Bitty is the DD for the night.

“Y’know, John Laurens was really cute.” “Who?” “John Laurens. Alexander Hamilton’s boyfriend.” “….what?”

(Bitty is on Jack duty. tipsy Jack will probably wander off and go try to teach a class if left unsupervised.)

“No seriously John Laurens was really cute. And so was Alexander. You know his eyes were actually /violet/? Like. Bittle. You don’t understand. Pull up a picture.”

(Shitty points out that Jack isn’t usually into gingers and Jack throws a pillow at him)

“no but he was described as having a peaches and cream complexion like what the fuck”

and then of course Holster is like “I didn’t know they were in love” and Jack is like “oh my god their letters, man, their LETTERS”

*cue theme music and History Shit With Jack Zimmermann* (credit to ohsobittle for that one)

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I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

Patater please! More soulmates would be awesome! Thank You!!!!!!! justwritins vote

And we have our first write-in for more Papater Soulmark!AU! As stated before, if you want this as the milestone fic, like, reblog (if reblogging, please use the tag “Justwritins vote”), or reply to this ask!

being Southern at Samwell probably gets lonely

I grew up the child of progressive Northern parents in the American South. In high school, I distanced myself from/protested the homophobic constitutional amendments and gun culture and Confederate flags and Christian supremacy all around me. But my image of the South’s complexity, and my understanding and respect for where I grew up even with all its flaws, has grown as I’ve lived in other countries and regions. I keep coming back to my home state. So naturally I’ve started thinking of how Bitty handles his white Southern identity.

We know most students at Samwell would never dream of teasing Bitty for being gay or for how he presents his gender. We know Bitty adores Samwell and is super secure in loving his Mama Bittle and making jokes about culture clashes. But I’m wondering if sometimes Bitty gets this wave of feeling really different from the people around him. There’s so much stereotyping of Southerners as dumb, and poor, and bigoted, of white Southerners as all completely racist (as way more racist than white Northerners). Bitty’s accent is not exactly prestigious, even though fandom and Bitty’s friends think it’s charming. And Bitty’s grown up around people who fit those stereotypes, has been locked into closets and misunderstood by those people! But not everybody he knows is like that, and some of those who are are still his family, you know? 

Headcanons: 

Bitty getting tired of how basic aspects of his family’s traditions and his high school’s culture seem baffling and weird to everybody else. 

Bitty’s teammates thinking they’re chirping him good-naturedly, but saying something that actually kinda stings. / Bitty making a joke that falls totally flat and tweeting about it (has this happened in canon?).

Bitty learns Québécois history and bonds with Jack over being seen as the hicks of their respective countries. (Then he gets good enough at French and they play “Speak White” by Michèle Lalonde in one of his classes, and it suddenly hits him how he’s been watching his own language presentation in internship interviews.)

It turns out Bitty knows more about the Civil Rights Movement than Jack does, just from stories and state history lessons - but every now and then Bitty tells a story about his high school and Jack points out how something that seemed normal was actually pretty racist, or a manifestation of structural racism.

The day Bitty gets this unfamiliar rush of defensiveness when someone makes a joke about redneck Trump supporters–even though he would totally have said the same thing with friends back home! It’s weird! Bitty talks with his parents about it that week and it turns into a really good, nuanced conversation about politics.

James Rhodes - Is that not worth exploring?