When Your Parents Hear What You Said Completely Different From How You Actually Said It And Ignore Everything

When your parents hear what you said completely different from how you actually said it and ignore everything else you said:

I...really enjoy messing with the "post to tumblr" button. I should be going to sleep, but noooo. The, for some fucking reason, really satisfying button is more fun to play with ☹️

Hi? This is my first post on here, I guess. Idk- 😅

I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.

Thinking about the time that my parents thought I was doing drugs when I was actually doing the exact opposite.

(I had been forgetting to take my prescription medication for weeks and was acting really off 😅)

It's really nice to know that my parents have *so* much trust in me! /sarc

C'mon! Let's keep this going!

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck