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being self aware suuuucks like yeah this thought pattern/behavior is stupid and pointless and a symptom. i know this. [does it anyways

The doctor looks at the test results, then back to you, and starts to shake. After a long silence, the only thing you’re told is a nervous,“You need to leave, right now.”

Meowdy

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

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why are you listening to the free spotify thats literal actual physical torture

rawr xd

say it back

rawr x3

say it back

say it back

rawr XD

cmon say it back

based

best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

Im not even a weezer fan Ive listened to like 2 albums. I just had a phase where I impersonated celebritys online and I had some photo of him.

are you "the official rivers cuomo"?

you betcha

are you "the official rivers cuomo"?

you betcha

"'Coons" by Anna Tuomisalo

thanks

hey, I'm a bit ignorant on this topic but I saw that your "dragon kin" . What exactly does this mean? And how does this effect you/ how did you realize this?

p.s: sorry if any of this comes off as offensive and thank you in advance

Dw, you don't come off as offensive! Basically, it means I identify non-physically as a dragon, I experience body dysphoria due to this because I don't have the parts (wings, snout, etc.) and I found out by meditating and phantom shifts (basically it feels like you have a limb such as wings or a tail but it's not physically there). Hope this helped! (P.S: No, I'm not a zoophile, a lot of people seem to think that about otherkin in general, it's disgusting and people who hurt animals like that need serious help) apologies for any bad grammar QwQ --Henry/Hunter <3

FLAPPER FANNY SAYS, by American cartoonist, Ethel Hays (1892-1989).

Peeps? In my chili? It's more likely than you think

it is

North Electric Co, 1969

God so many current pop stars think they’re the most subversive alternative edgy table shakers in the world and then u listen to the music and it’s a throw away Katy perry track…

Donato Giancola