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i don’t think he clicked through

in my most recent game of team defense fort 2 i was banned from a 24/7 hightower pony rp server for screaming ‘incoming gamer!’ into my mic every time i respawned or charged as demoman. and i have to say, nothing really prepares you for the sensation of hearing a grown man say with no hint of irony in his voice, ‘mr sex goblin, if you dont stop saying that im banning you from ponyville forever’

College roommates, lab partners, to basically married pipeline

today a vampiric dude randomly called “hey you remind me of a mushroom. like your hair is the cap.”

I said the only response I could think of, which was “thank you. I’ve always considered myself a fun guy.”

we both did finger guns. This is going in the list of my top 10 social interactions for sure.

i need to draw dirk with bangs or else his head will be unbalanced and he'll fall backward

If zombies were real, you wouldn't first be warned by the approaching horde by their smell, by their groans, not even a cloud of smoke of the dust they raise coming closer from the horizon. It would be the flies. Hordes and hordes of insects, corpse-flies laying eggs on the carcasses of people who still walk, eating the eyeballs from their sockets, climbing across their unfeeling leathery skin. And the buzzing. The inescapable, deafening buzzing. Everywhere. Like you did not just kick a hornet's nest, but the very ground you walk on was a hornet nest, and each step caused another explosion of insects.

Insects, corpse flies, the buzzing. Their swarms blacken the skies, more horrifying than their migrating meals. The deafening cacophony of constant buzzing, the horrid noise of the living who feast on the dead who feast on the living. The buzzing.

The endless, inescapable buzzing.

im sorry mabel OWNS those 2000's emojis

i like socializing with other queer people but man there is nothing quite like having a married straight guy as a friend

Like and reblog for Lil Hal.

horse printer.

based on an edit my friend made (see attached image). i quite like this one.

Can I have your pronouns?

do not FUCKING separate

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inspired by this post fyi it’s just tumblr wouldnt let me reblog it with a poll >:(

69 cities in the united kingdom and forty seven thousand pubs

You know the Grimm version of Snow White makes more sense than most versions if only because in that version Snow White was like 7 years old.

what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

We have no letters Kathleen!

The squishy baby dorito is too squishy and too baby to kill

Twitter loved this a lot so I’ll share it here too 👍

OH THEY ARE EXES EXES

REQ: ARADIA X KANAYA YURI!!!!

GIRLS CANT LIKE GIRLS