If Matt Smith Popped Out Of A Giant Present On The Eve Of My Wedding To Announce Hes Non-consensually

if matt smith popped out of a giant present on the eve of my wedding to announce he’s non-consensually cucked me in front of all my dearest friends and then brought me into his magic space box and offered to take me anywhere i want i would simply ask to be taken back to where it all went wrong. but that’s just me.

imagine the "hi, barbie!" scene from the barbie movie but it's julius caesar in the forum going "ave, gaius!" to all the other people named gaius in rome

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i tried to crochet a frankenhooker costume for halloween. it’s a lil bit janky but i think it’s pretty good as a first pass!

spiritually i still haven’t recovered from that time in like 2014 when my friend looked up from her laptop and said to me “omg this character is so you” and that character was just a girl who did not want to be sold as a sex slave to harry styles…and she was simply saying she in fact did not want to be sold into sex slavery to beloved boy band member harry styles…like that was the moment that made my friend think of me???…like yeah that’s so true bestie i too do not want to be human trafficked, classic me i kin her now i guess…

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