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I don’t need to be any more cursed than I already am

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

Lunch of Suffering. (X)

I need moneyyyyy

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

LOTR Characters as things my 70+ year-old Paleontology Professor has said:

Gimili: I wore camouflage because the faculty likes to throw things at me.

Frodo: Don’t make dinosaur noises at me in public. I will get scared.

Gandalf: I am old and decrepit. My bones ache.

Pippin: *shakes* TOO MUCH CAFFEINE!!!

Saruman: I’m gonna steal your backbone and put it on public display.

Samwise: i’M oUt iN tHe FiElD iN mY BiRkiEs

Merry: There’s bones here. Its a boner.

Legolas: *crouches on top of chair and imitates dinosaur noises while wiggling butt*

Aragorn: I never broke a bone until a 70 year old woman hit me skiing.

Gandalf: This university used to be good, but it has deteriorated over the past couple years…like my back and my brain.

Samwise: I get into arguments about flower sperm….

Sauron: I’m talking about strippers, mastication….and now whips.”

Legolas: Yes, I got that close to a lion. He was a FINE boy. A lazy boy. *longing sigh*

Boromir: That orgasm was so loud all the pterodactyls took to the air!!!

Pippin: Theres nothing like being chased by a goose!

pt2: the hobbit characters as things my 70+ year-old Paleontology Professor has said

Forever loathed

The pieces of our hearts shatter, the sky goes grey, the sun goes down and life moves on. But we don’t, sitting still like marble statues. Pure ethereal, beautifully serene. At least that’s how people see us, perfectly sculptured by the gods. But we aren’t; we are tainted by bloodlust. Our souls streaked with black ink, unforgivable, sinful, deadly. We are the demons of our world, dead; but alive. An insatiable hunger buried deep beneath our skin, unquenched by food, only one thing can extinguish this fiery hunger; blood, crimson, raw, nectarous and enticing, disgraceful and metallic, a truly sinful action. We are called leeches, bloodsucking scum. Unworthy of life, all for something none of us chose to be. The shell of a human. The soul of a demon. A monster. Something used in stories to scare kids. Bloodlusting brutes. We are exiled, beaten and bruised. Rejected and hated. Why? you may ask? We are hellish creatures. Immortal, eternally loathed. We are vampires. 

Written by Tara thompson. 9/9/21 10:01pm

i just thought i’d share an original story, please be nice!

marks of the stretching i have

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

reblog it

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

yes

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

i had a breakup with a toxic ex and had a mental breakdown right after and sent my science teacher this email:

i going to fsll down stars pleae halp not comming  t clss sorry

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

i needed this. Reblog

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Reblog to save a life

this is true i mean look at dare devil... during the day he uses a white cane but at night he can “see” all this red sh!t everywhere

Honestly as a blind person I’m so tired of seeing fictional blind characters who don’t use white canes or other guides. “They have special powers so they know what’s around them” or “they’re confident enough to not need a guide” are common tropes, and I’m tired.

Are people scared that using a white cane will make their blind character seem weak? They can’t use a cane because they’re so special that they already know what’s around them, and other blind people who use guides are inferior because they’re not special?

I’m tired. Give your blind characters white canes and other guides. Let them hold onto their friends, let them have guide dogs. Don’t make white cane users feel ostracized for not being “strong enough” to go without.

Another thing that pisses me off is when a sighted character comes up with the fantasy equivalent of braille and teaches it to the blind character. Braille was invented by Louis Braille, a blind man, in 1824. The blind character should be the one coming up with it.

Tldr I’m blind and tired of sighted people lol

🔪 Sighted People MUST Reblog This 🔪

i told my mother that i was bi, she told me that i don’t know what i’m talking about and that i cab’t like both because when i get in a relationship i am that wy for the rest of my life....BUT on the other side of my family when i told my dad i was bi he looked at me,shrugged, gave me a hug and said he loved me no matter what sooooo.....?????....

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

i need some good in my life right now so....

yesssss

One for the lads

I'd care if the person I reblogged this from committed suicide.

Reblog this from anybody. literally. ANYBODY. even if you dont like them or even know them that well. YOU COULD SAVE THEIR LIFE.

I love this!!

What do you mean “be a drag queen”, I am a drag queen! TO WONG FOO THANKS FOR EVERYTHING, JULIE NEWMAR (1995)