Rating The OM! Brothers' Spice Tolerance

Rating the OM! brothers' spice tolerance

another hc :3

7) Lucifer

come on. come on.

we all know this old bitch would start coughing at the very mention of salt. this bastard creaks like rusty fucking box springs every time he moves and you're telling me he can handle spice above a 0 on the Scoville scale? Impossible.

6) Belphegor

need I explain? (based off vibes)

5) Asmodeus

i don't really have any explanation for this. also based on vibes and vibes alone

4) Leviathan

idk, i feel the really hot cheetos (or the demon equivalent ig?) give him an edge

3) Satan

...yeah it's still just vibes

2) Beelzebub

He eats a lot, so I would imagine that he has a pretty high spice tolerance.

Wonder what his favorite spicy food would be?

1) Mammon

He really is first in everything, huh?

And, yes, I know Beel probably fits better here, but like Mammon's favorite food is (i think) the spiciest cup noodles in the devildom, so either he's a masochist or he has a high spice tolerance.

or both. whatever

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part 2 of LL characters on a skateboard because why not?

Elowen: what is this? no way she’s doing that, why would she. she sneers, she frowns… you thought she’d change her mind. no. but she does enjoy watching everyone else fall off

Tulsi: within just a day she’s the best at skateboarding, she can do all the tricks and she hardly falls off. she scolds Sage for being so bad at it, laughs when he falls but then makes sure he isn’t too hurt.

Gramme: i hate this man, i’m not teaching him. he can skate into the lake and drown. he thinks he can skate but he can’t. he uses magic to make it seem as though he can skate. i hope he impales himself

Escell: he’s not going to try skating

Florian: doesn’t participate but happily watches everyone else learn to skate

Ayanna: she prefers roller blades, she can kick ass easier that way. zoom

Saaros: no skating for Saaros, refuses to participate

Lucan (he’s alive and well. nothing bad ever happened to him): He can skate, he teaches the others to skate. don’t drink and skate though, that’s bad.

Azimuth: somehow a skating pro. just doesn’t skate. they’re automatically great at it, but that’s a secret

uhhh i’m tired, and none of these are any good. crumbs are crumbs. eat.