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testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

“Do not look for my heart any more, the beasts have eaten it.”

— Charles Baudelaire

“It is sometimes an appropriate response to reality to go insane.”

— Philip K. Dick

if i lived in the wild west i would be kicked by a horse and the sharp edge of the hoof would give me a deep wound and i would die of necrotizing fasciitis at age 17

some people on insta said i should post my workout routine since i mentioned how im so happy with the results, so here’s my little workout guide for my fellow trans folk! I focused on getting a more masculine body because obviously that’s what I want. I’m so happy with the results, this workout is saving my fucking life!!!! I can’t get on T soon so this has really been keeping my dysphoria in check. I barely get body dysphoria, i love how my clothes looks on me, i love feeling confident for once in my life!!! HOWEVER Don’t go overboard with working out my friends. Do not work out in a binder, you MUST take days off to let your muscles heal, and you CAN’T starve yourself! Fitness is all about health and diet! Take care of yourself. This is also MY workout routine, you may not get the same results as I have! Every body is different. 

BEGONE, DEMON DOG

Satan’s fursona is a goat.

gentle reminder

please try to take good care of yourself and get a good night’s sleep

Person: Your writing is so good!

Me:

violet talking abt her tony problems to voyd and when she asks her what she should do voyd just says “idk im gay”

getting relationship advice from ur big sis

Thunderhead from Incredibles was gay.

This was originally going to be a lot longer, but I ran out of steam! I have some thoughts to continue it later if I feel up to it!

-Yamino

P.S. Shoutout to my wife @summerlightning for helping me bounce off ideas and editing the text!

Edit: This comic has sequels!

(Part 2)

(Part 3)

It’s finished! 

(This is a sequel to my earlier Voyd comic. You can read it here!)

Edit: This comic continues here!

Mom of the year. ;_;

(This is a continuation of part 1 and part 2.)

You’ve heard of the Gay Agenda but have you heard of:

The Queer Quest

The Pan Plan

The Sapphic Schedule

The Asexual Arrangement

The Bi Big Idea

The Closeted Course of Action

The Demisexual Disposition

This is biology on a whole new level. 

IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST

OR ‘PEAKED’

BUT PIQUED

‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’

THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA

Animal snaps

Just a reminder

Slytherin rules and all other houses suck

There are long threads on twitter of doctors and nurses with literal decades of experience in pediatrics, trauma care, and emergency assistance talking about how they’ve tried volunteering their services at any of the centers where immigrant children are being held. Only they’re all being turned away and told DHS would prefer to work with volunteers who are ‘trained specifically for dealing with these situations’. One doctor with sixteen years of experience as a trauma doctor was told she was ‘overqualified.’

No. They’re turning away qualified medical practitioners looking to volunteer for the sake of the children, because said medical practitioners are mandated by law to report any child abuse they witness. The only doctors and nurses they want in those places are ones they can count on not saying anything about what goes on in there.

The fact that these doctors and nurses are trying to volunteer because they WANT to help these kids is literally what’s disqualifying them in the eyes of the evil pieces of shit who are running these places.

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harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay