Actually My Favorite Replacement For Both 'kill Myself' Jokes And Jokes About Reacting Violently To Things/people

Actually my favorite replacement for both 'kill myself' jokes and jokes about reacting violently to things/people that upset me is "I'm going to end up on the news" like it's versatile, it's vague, it's not going to get me in trouble with any censors or websites that take joke threats seriously, it's family friendly while still getting the point across, what's not to love???

whats going on with miku

collecting joans of arc like they are my little pokemon team

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Also posting this individually because I'm just proud of it.