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I Really Enjoy The Danish Names For Some Fairly Common Animals.

I really enjoy the danish names for some fairly common animals.

What you mean it's called a platypus??? That is insane.

Clearly, it is a beakanimal.

"But Theo, what about all the other animals with beaks?"

Fuck 'em.

And lizard??? There's a whole "z" just in the middle of it like that? No.

Fourlegs. That's what it is. A fourlegs.

"But Theo, what about all the other animals with four legs?"

Fuck 'em.

I am sure we can all agree, however, that skunks are stinkanimals and sloths are lazyanimals.

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