So Theres This Huge Dudebro In My Class, Who, Yesterday, Sat Next To Me. And Im Sitting There Sweating

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

off augh I gor period cramps ouch ough and I don't even have my period ehh yeouh

What is filbism? Filbism isn’t real. Anyways could anyone tell me the most efficient method to consume a chair.

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Hell nah gang why is the weather bipolar😭😭

Like, yesterday/ two days ago, it was FREEZING. AND I AIN'T KIDDING.

yet today, I'M FUCKING MELTING. IT'S ALMOST 30 SOMETHING DEGREES OUT.

a good sumerian inexplicably donated five packs of 500 temporary tattoos to the classroom, each pack featuring identical pictures of a different invasive species of bug