My Thoughts On Claw As Of 1.3

My thoughts on Claw as of 1.3

I really like Mia, she very much seems like Taylor if she wasn't good at rationalising things.

Tyr is cute, I like him a lot

Who the fuck calls their kid "Random"?

I love the constant background details about how dystopian the world is.

"BOY I SAY- I SAY BOY WHAT IN TARNATION WERE YOU THINKING TAKING ON AN ENDBRINGER ALL BY YOUR LONESOME?! SHARP AS WET PAPER YOU ARE AND ABOUT AS USEFUL TOO! THEY CALL YA ARMSMASTER NOW THEY'LL BE CALLING YA ONE-ARMSMASTER, THAT WAS A JOKE BOY YA MISSED IT, WENT RIGHT PAST YA!"

cant have one normal conversation in this city

Blaster is such a loser power. This is America, dumbass! We're all blasters! *pulls out two Uzis and fires them in the air while and Eagle shrieks*

Shaker is such a loser power. Oh, you can change the environment? Yeah thanks, I've heard of the weather before. Fuck off!

Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!

Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.

Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!

Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.

Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!

Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.

Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!

Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.