Statement Of Vlad Dracula, Regarding His Flow. Statement Begins:

Statement of Vlad Dracula, regarding his flow. Statement begins:

Im moving different, this shit ain't nothing to me, man.

I'm smoking that nasty, mint condition, Mr. Bonzo branded zaza.

I'm snorting that shit that got me looking like Michael Shelley.

I must be in a Lonely domain they forgot that I'm him.

Eating so much Puss they call me the avatar of The Flesh.

She ride my dick so good I'm calling her The Boneturner

How can I be gay? My vase is homophobic!

Looked at the sky and it was looking back at me. Then I got straight back to fucking.

I was flipping bricks for Jonah Magnus before yall even became a Type 1 civilisation.

Shorty's ass so tight I call her The Buried

Smoking so much cush I triggered The Unknowing

Statement Ends

Watch out ladies, I like to live a little dangerously. I even browse the Twigblr tag knowing full well I might get spoiled

he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV

...Are there any Wildbow serials where "yeet the baby" isn't applicable wisdom?

The 15th fear is The Unalived

So episode 16 got me thinking, and I fear that there’s, unfortunately, a very real possibility that the word “unalive” might come up in a statement. I’m truly sorry.