Whilst Seeking A Job, Your Application Gets Incorrectly Filed And You Accidentally Get Accepted As The

Whilst seeking a job, your application gets incorrectly filed and you accidentally get accepted as the Chief of the CIA. Now, you’re covered by so many security levels that no-one has any idea how under-qualified you are.

For the first time in quite some while, the first hint of life on an otherwise barren planet has just appeared. Now all the unemployed gods are polishing up their resumes and double-checking their references. Interviews begin soon.

“This is not my job! This is the exact opposite of my job!” screamed the grim reaper as the human went into labour.

You wake up one day and realize that you no longer understand any form of spoken language. Unbeknownst to you, everyone else is in a similar situation and are trying to fake their way through day to day life.

Necromancy, Technomancy, Pyromancy. You and your two best friends each have one of these powers. Tell me about the first hour, the first year and the first decade.

You discover a grand hall filled with legendary weapons like Mjonir and Excalibur. Each generation or so, warriors come to the hall to inherit a weapon that they are worthy enough to wield. Across the hall you see a forgotten weapon that’s been collecting dust. You hear it call to you.