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AU ideas from textsfromlastnight.com

Please consider:

"You’re a celebrity and I’m a paparazzo, sorry friend I have to take pictures of you to pay my rent next month" AU

"You’re a store clerk and oh shit I just spotted my ex please let me hide behind your desk-thing” AU

"I don’t know you but I need some place to stay for the night, my roommate’s getting some" AU

"I’m helping my niece’s girl scout troop sell cookies and hell no, fuck off soccer coach, we were here first” AU

"This has been a very bad week and you just grabbed the last box of my favorite comfort food at the supermarket" AU

"You’ve locked yourself outside of your apartment and there’s a storm rolling in and I pity you so I’ll let you into mine" AU

"We’re neighbors who don’t really talk but your cat might have gotten my cat pregnant?? We must raise this little kitty family together" AU

"A toddler broke your nose and I may or may not have snapped my thumb during a very intense game of Mario Kart and now we’re both sitting next to each other in the hospital waiting room" AU

Imagine your OTP having to share an air mattress for the night. Person A is already in bed and comfortable, and person B, very tired from the day, flops down on the other side, thus launching A into the air.

Breaking The Rules AUs

We both attend a boarding school and we aren’t supposed to be out this late. I thought I heard a teacher. Quick hide in this small space with me!

I tried to sneak out using my window and now I’m hanging from it can you help me?

I was skipping class to sleep in an empty class room and you caught me but the door closed behind you and now we’re trapped inside cause the inside lock is broken.

Teacher left us alone in detention wanna make out??

I may have brought my pet to school by accident and it may have escaped you have to help me.

You just caught me stealing my phone back from the teachers desk and it turns out you were here to steal the lesson plans. Wow you’re a thief….

I just accidentally kicked a rock too hard and it broke that window and you saw it happen

I run a (technically illegal) snack shop in school and you’re the student council president who caught me

You accidentally broke the clay figure the boss keeps on their desk and some how I’m helping you fix it??? 

I accidentally stumbled upon your makeshift hideout on school grounds let me nap here and I won’t say a word.

I may or may not be the one who set off those fireworks but on the off chance that I was what would I have to do to get out of trouble???

You know that I’m the one who set the teachers ringtone to boys moaning and called them during class now you’re using this against me.

Someone has been leaving post it notes with hyper realistic dicks drawn on them around the school and as Student Council President I have to find out who it is

a freshman year enlightenment of mine

I go to an all girls school