I Once Called God An Astronaut Because If He Is Always Watching The World, He Must Be In Space, Right?

I once called God an astronaut because if he is always watching the world, he must be in space, right?

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

Tickling

Okay so I really want to be told how someone would tickle me right now. I just want to be tickled. It's unbearable. Please hit me up.

Yay! I have a dad now!

Can I be adopted by Coulson? He seems like such a dad.

OMG YES YES YES PLEASE!!!!!!! WELCOME, NEW CHILD!!!!

-Post by Phil Coulson

Absolutely love this.

homecoming court 🏳️‍🌈

Mischeif

So I had an AP Spanish exam last week, and honestly, I didn't care too much about it. There was a writing portion on the exam, and because I didn't care too much about it (like I said) I legit wrote in French for a bit. "Oui, oui, mon amis, je m'apelle Lafayette" is literally what I wrote. I felt a bit like a certain god, if you know what I mean.

@loki-darkprince-odinson

I have never seen it more accurately put.