SASSY MEN DO IT BETTER! | TOM BLYTH
SASSY MEN DO IT BETTER! | TOM BLYTH
PAIRING. tom blyth x fem!actress!reader
SUMMARY. in which yours and tomâs behind the scenes gossip session goes viral and everyoneâs dying to know whoâs it about
AUTHORâS NOTE. thank you to whomever requested this, nonnie i love you! this was so much fun to write and instead of Instagram posts, I decided to do tweets this time! enjoy as always and thank you for the overwhelming support on my au, it means so so much
installment of this au (recommend reading for context)



It started off innocent.
Just you and Tom in the background of a Behind The Scenes video where Rachel was currently talking about her character, Lucy Gray Baird.
You and Tom were fairly close in proximityâas you always were anywayâand you two were scrolling through your phones, showing each other funny videos or pictures of beautiful places that showed up on your feed.
That was until a message popped up from your ex, some jerk who had somehow gained a role in a movie and thought he was now some hotshot in the film industry.
âOh seriously,â Tom mutters, watching as you tapped on the messages your ex had sent you. âHeâs got to be kidding.â
Your ex had apparently âmissed you greatlyâ and wanted to hang out so you two could catch up. He said he watched The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes and was in awe of how well you acted. If he wasnât such a toxic asshole when you two were dating, you would take it as a compliment.
âI donât know where he has the nerve.â Tom says, giving you a disgusted look. âLike girl, please.â
âGirl please?â You say, giggling as your head fell back into his chest. âBaby, I didnât know you said things like that.â
âThereâs plenty of more where that came from,â he says, âOkay, I need to stop. What if someone on set thinks Iâm crazy?â
âThey already think youâre crazy.â
Tom rolls his eyes, shoving your shoulder back slightly. âYouâre lucky youâre my girlfriend.â
âI think youâre more of the girlfriend in the relationship Tom,â you say, shrugging. You fail to hold in your laugh as you watch Tomâs expression turn into shock. âIâm kidding, thank you for being the best boyfriend I can ask for.â
He grumbles a sure whatever under his breath when you engulf him in a tight hug.
âYouâre practically crushing my lungs.â He says a minute in, only to be responded with a roll of your eye. âBut hey, Iâm much better than that newbie actor ex of yours, right?â
âIs that even a question?â You say, pulling away. âHe was just nonchalant and mean to me half of the time. Donât know why I even dated him.â
Your phone goes off, another message coming from your ex. âOh, he called you knock off Draco Malfoy, which by the way, isnât even an insult because he doesnât even come close to you or Draco Malfoy in terms of looks.â
Tom lets out an honest to God laugh at your commentary, shaking his head in amusement. âYeah, but didnât you have a huge crush on Malfoy as a kid?â
You pretend to think for a minute before nodding your head teasingly, âyeah, I guess things never change huh?â
âOkay stop, you know Iâm a fake blonde.â
And the entire moment between you and Tom is captured on camera, sending your fans into a frenzy as they watched how cute you two were with each other.



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There were no words in the dictionary to describe him. No words to describe how beautifully his eyes would sparkle whenever he would tell you he loves you, the way his thumb would caress you whenever you would hold hands, or the way he would kiss away the tears that would escape your eyes.
You a hundred percent believed God made men, and sent Jungkook as an apology.
âWhen did you learn to braid hairâŚ?â You curiously ask, with a slight hint of jealousy in your tone, making Jungkook laugh behind you as his fingers thread the three strands of hair repeatedly. âWatched a YouTube tutorial,â he chuckles, trying so hard not to pull your hair.
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âYou always braid your hair but then complain your arms hurt from keeping them up for so long soo⌠why not make myself useful.â He shrugs like itâs not a big deal.
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summary: fans find out tomâs girlfriend has an old youtube channel where she reviewed the ballad of songbirds and snakes (and she definitely manifested her life)
an: the way i thought about this idea and quickly wrote it down so i didnât forget it. i used to have an app that made those fake tweets but iâm just tired to make fake profiles đ maybe iâll change it later idk
for the purpose of this imagine, letâs pretend tbosas book was published between 2017-2019


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tomblythxsnow apparently tomâs girlfriend has an old youtube channel where she reviews books and she reviewed the ballad of songbirds and snakes and she literally manifested her future đ
lucymygf WHATTT WHATS HER CHANNEL NAME
tomblythxsnow itâs ynâs book corner. she hasnât posted since 2019 ngl i need her to review a little life because that book destroyed me
nat76_ omg i used to watch her videos!! iâm still subscribed to her đ i remember only buying and reading the books she liked because i wanted to be her so bad
j4ckaszlol âif someone ever makes a movie adaptation of this book and casts someone attractive to play snow then i am sorry for the person i becomeâ REALLLLL
graybairdsmockingjay dude the part where she said âiâm calling it now whoever plays young snow will be my boyfriend. movie studios always cast someone attractive as the younger version of a character!â MY JAW DROPPED SHE NEEDS TO TELL ME HER WAYS

âguess what rachel just sent me.â you heard tom say when he arrived to your shared apartment.
âwedding invitations?!â you gasped as you almost stood up from the sofa since you were watching reruns of criminal minds, but tom stopped you.
âno, itâs better!â tom sat beside you and showed you his phone. âwhy didnât you tell me you had a youtube channel?â on his phone screen was your review of the ballad of songbirds and snakes, which had become a very popular video over the past couple of days.
you hid your face with a pillow and groaned. âdonât remind me. i just wanted to talk about my books and my family didnât care. donât watch it! itâs embarrassing!â
âi think itâs cute. aw look, your dog made a cameo!â he pointed at your old dog you used to have that walked into the frame.
âindi! no, come sit right here. oh . . . and sheâs walking away. okay, anyways.â your younger self said in the video
âindi? why Indi?â tom asked you even though you were still hiding from embarrassment.
âafter indiana jones. my dad and i loved those movies and he gifted me indi as a birthday present.â you confessed.
âlove, donât be embarrassed. i think itâs cute that you manifested your life according to the comments on instagram,â tom paused the video then cuddled up to you. âi wonât watch it if you donât want me to.â
âitâs fine, i just didnât think anyone would find it. we can watch it together.â you uncovered yourself and sat down properly to watch the video with tom. before he pressed the play button and together you watch your younger self review the book.
âiâve read all the hunger games books at least four times and this one did not disappoint. but i do hope whoever ends up being cast as young snow is someone hot. iâm sorry itâs the rules! and they will be my boyfriend, iâm calling dibs.â
tom smirked at you. âif only younger you could see you now.â
âshe would definitely think âwow, how did we pull this beautiful man?â then be confused as to why the hunger games and fnaf is trending in 2023.â




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