What I Think Time-Skip Karasuno Would Drink

What I Think Time-Skip Karasuno Would Drink

qualifications: I've worked part-time in a pub for like two years and i probably drink a bit too much

hinata - specifically a white rum and coke or a fruity cocktail with a little umbrella and everything

kageyama - i kinda feel like he'd get a half pint of lager (which is considered a pussy move) or he would just copy someone else he was with, i just don't really see him as a regular drinker

tsukishima - i think him and yamaguchi regularly hang at home and watch a film or something and work their way through a bottle of wine (or two)

yamaguchi - if they serve mojitos, hes having mojitos. and he will judge on whether it's a good one or not

yachi - she's a cocktail kinda girl, im thinking specifically like tropical flavoured ones

nishinoya - have u ever heard of a jägerbomb....

tanaka - he drinks pints of lager, specifically ones on tap and not in a bottle if he can help it

ennoshita - he loves a vodka cranberry, and he will tell himself that it's healthier and helps to lessen a hangover

narita - i have no explanation for this, but... stay with me... a vodka redbull.

kinoshita - a drink called sourz that's mostly drank as shots and by like teenagers at house parties (idk if it's a thing outside of the UK, but it's really sour and in loads of different fruit flavours)

sugawara - am i calling him basic if i say a vodka lime and soda? probably. but im sorry he just kinda looks like half of the people that order a vodka lime and soda

asahi - i think he likes a good whiskey with a single cube of ice and he will not complain if the bartender adds more (but sometimes nishinoya just eats the extra, puts his hands straight in the glass and crunches because he's an absolute freak (affectionate))

daichi - he drinks ale and tries so hard not to be pretentious about it but fails and suga is always grossed out by whatever daichi is drinking

kiyoko - she likes espresso martinis, she is classy and she IS cooler than you.

this but make it oikawa lmao

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Haikyuu characters as things that happened at my high school

this is all 100% acurate cause i said so

Goshiki - Got made fun of by a teacher who convinces him that theres a type of fish that lives in the ceiling and he wholeheartedly believes it

Hinata - This guy that climbed into a fenced off area and fell into a pond in the middle of the school day

Yamaguchi - Someone got kicked out of the lesson for coughing too much and 'disrupting class'

Lev - Did a way too harsh, really bad comedy roast for all of the teachers as an act in the school talent show and got in trouble for it

Yamamoto - Because trainers were banned at the school he tried to start a 'trainers rebellion' by convincing the whole school to wear trainers one day because 'they can't stop us all' but it failed spectacularly

Hoshiumi - Climbs over the 7 foot fence in the middle of lunch to get a ball that got kicked over

Hanamaki and Matsukawa (they team up for this one) - This guy who ran a secret sweet selling business where he sold overpriced mostly american sweets to people during class, with a dedicated Instagram business account and everything

Atsumu - Got his pencil case thrown in the bin by a teacher cause he was being THAT annoying

Tanaka and Noya - A teacher thought they were using coughs to communicate during a test (they weren't) and she started screaming at the whole class and ripped up their papers (it was so bad another teacher had to come take over her class so she had time to clam down)

Daichi - My friend that got coerced into being the answer machine voice for the school phone number, and suga calls it up on speaker to embarrass him

Terushima - A guy asked me and my friend out and when we both said no he assumed we were just in a lesbian relationship that he hadn't heard about

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ennoshita chikara is the friend that brings the digital camera to the function