Any Part Time Frenchies Out There That Whenever You See Something That Is French Or Mentions France You

Any part time frenchies out there that whenever you see something that is french or mentions France you have to physically restrain yourself from saying "oui oui motherfucker" in front of someone's child

Today I forgot my headphones so my mental playlist consisted of this (in this order):

• that one song that goes "I've been a nasty girl" over and over

• just a girl by no doubt

• move bitch

• a Nintendoesque song that idk where it's from

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

Thank you for broadaning my horizons. Not only can I rot in bed, I can ferment and stew, like a nummy thing you can put in le mouth

uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh you sure about that fishy?

this is a controversial take but I think everything's gonna be all right. let's just keep going, I'm sure it'll be worth it

Mfw I read this post

have you ever stopped and thought about how horses are real? we live in a world that has these things in it