I'm Smart But Dumb Bc Im In All Ap Classes But The Other Day I Accidentally Stole A Baby Yoda Hand Fan

I'm smart but dumb bc Im in all ap classes but the other day I accidentally stole a baby Yoda hand fan because I forgot it was in my hand

Why is it that other apps are like "Something went wrong on our end, we're working hard to fix it<33" but Tumblr is just like "smth went screwy idk"

twitter conservatives are such sauceless dweebs these days that they have no clue that they should never try to start shit with a veteran forum poster. you cannot hope to flame him, this man was forged in the fires of Niðavellir

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

.....does it work if you switch the rich with dumbass (asking for a friend)

Pukicho how did you get a gf, this shit is hard

I honestly don't know. All I did was be handsome, charismatic, funny, talented, rich and nice and it sorta just worked out

Omg I just got my first "I feel like you being gay is your whole personality" today!!! 🥳🥳🎉🎉