I Hate Twitter My Account Just Got Locked Because I Wanted To Change The Birthdate That My Friend Put

i hate twitter 😤 my account just got locked because i wanted to change the birthdate that my friend put for me when i was young and now that im eighteen i don’t have to lie anymore, right? *sigh* these mf really said “you have to be over the age of thirteen” I AM OVER THE AGE OF THIRTEEN TF

Hi could you please possibly suggest some job ideas for a person who is pretty goofy and fun-loving? Thank you!

Absolutely! Keep in mind these are pretty general titles and some will be more specific torhan others, so always google these jobs and check out some listings about them before writing a character in these roles so you're not accidentally writing a 22-year-old lead account manager at a big ad agency or something.

Dessert Artist

Caterer

Digital Marketing Associates / Managers / Etc;

Copywriter

Sales Reps / Business Sales Reps

Post-Production Editor

Account Manager (bonus points if they work in marketing or at a "start up")

Chef

Barista or Bartender

Teacher (Especially like a kindergarten teacher? Or an elementary school teacher in general?)

Therapist

Vlogger

Information Technology (IT)

Sound Engineer (Music Industry, Television Industry)

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❛ someday you might thank me for this . or not . ❜

❛ my showerhead is very impressed with me . ❜

❛ i mean , not your mom . my mom . and dad . ❜

❛ the ice princess returned from the north pole . ❜

❛ behold the zoo animals heralding a new year . how tribal . ❜

❛ i don’t want to be the school’s freaky genius girl again . ❜

❛ this is a place of learning , not a hockey arena . ❜

❛ how were your holidays ? ❜

❛ that was , like , a different person . ❜

❛ i wouldn’t think ❛ impossible ❜ is even in your vocabulary . ❜

❛ oh , were you going to sign up too ? ❜

❛ there are a lot of supporting roles in the show . ❜ 

❛ nice penmanship . ❜

❛ i missed you during vacation . what’d you do ? ❜

❛ you’re so dedicated , just like me . ❜

❛ toodles ! ❜

❛ there’s something freaky about her . where did she say she was from ? ❜

❛ wow ! an einsteinette . ❜

❛ what temerity ! ❜

❛ proximity to the arts is cleansing for the soul . ❜

❛ i don’t consider myself an expert on that particular sub-species . ❜

❛ oh my gosh ! isn’t [name] just the hottie super-bum ? ❜

❛ that’s hilarious . i’ll catch you later . ❜

❛ was that a cellphone ? ❜

❛ uh-huh . yes , thank you . next ! ❜

❛ as to your singing … that’s a wonderful tie you’re wearing . ❜

❛ what courage to pursue a note that has not been accessed in the natural world ! ❜

❛ well , that was just … very disturbing . go see a counselor . ❜

❛ it’s a crowd favorite . everybody loves a good jazz square . ❜

❛ is this some kind of joke ? ❜

❛ maybe we’re being punk’d . maybe we’re being filmed right now . ❜

❛ and what are the rules ? ❜

❛ you do not wanna get into that , man . too much drama . ❜

❛ our team is coming apart because of your singing thing ! ❜

❛ all right . cards on the table right now . ❜

❛ if that girl could figure out way to play both romeo and juliet , her own brother would be aced out of the job . ❜

❛ i’d rather stick pins in my eyes . ❜

❛ evaporate , tall person ! ❜

❛ well , i just humiliated myself into the next century . ❜

❛ you even looked like one , too ! ❜

❛ and thanks for showing me your top-secret hiding place . ❜

❛ and on the same day , i invented the space shuttle and microwave popcorn . ❜

❛ did you ever think maybe i could be both ? ❜

❛ who cares ? how about your most loyal best friend ? ❜

❛ now my mom , she’s seen that musical twenty seven times . ❜

❛ if you sing in musicals , you’ll in end up in my mom’s refrigerator . ❜

❛ i won’t attempt to understand the female mind . it’s frightening territory . ❜

❛ no one said anything about leotards . ❜

❛ we need to save our show from people who don’t know the difference between a tony award and tony hawk . ❜

❛ but we’re not charlie’s angels , okay ? ❜

❛ who are we trying to kid ? you got your team and i got mine . ❜

❛ i baked these fresh today . you’ll probably want to try one before i tell you the rest . ❜

❛ do you know something about this , small person ? ❜

❛ oh , it’s an equation ! ❜

❛ exclamation point ! ❜

❛ shall we soar together ? ❜ 

❛ the theater , as i’ve often pointed out , waits for no one . ❜

❛ well , that’s showbiz . ❜

❛ like the first time we sang together , remember ? ❜

❛ so break a leg . in theater that means good luck . ❜

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* ♡. — CHARACTER HOBBIES.

Something I love is developing characters & honestly, a lot of the time I find myself getting stuck when it comes to what my character’s hobbies could be and so I’ve decided to write up this masterlist !!

under the cut you will find 90 hobbies ( in alphabetical order ) that your characters could have !

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