Y'all Some Dude Blew An Airhorn And My Brain Fell Out My Ears I Do Not Do Good With Loud Noiseswe At

Y'all some dude blew an airhorn and my brain fell out my ears I do not do good with loud noises we at band

at a game

Like we was trying to play and some dude frikin broke the sound barrier and I just sat there like 😃

Edit: y’all it was someone’s clarinet mouthpiece 💀 apparently when you blow into it without the ready of the clarinet it makes an airhorn noise

second edit: y’all I didn’t eat before the game so I got something at the consession stand. Wasn’t that much. Chips popcorn and soda. On my way back some kid tried to fat shame me for being human and eating and I’m sitting here now like lmao he was like six years old and 200 pounds.

Crappost pt 3

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Crappost pt 4

welcome to the internet, this here is what the four horsemen do when they’re not planning war or wreaking havoc.

They’re wreaking havoc, but in a sibling manner.

Bro I just had a super weird creepy dream about toriel and when I woke up my frikin lights were on

I just kinda sat there like what then the cat found out I was awake and started trying to headbutt my door open

So I just woke up from a nightmare, the room isn’t how I left it, and somethings trying to get into my room-mind you I’m still half asleep for all of this-

Just for reference this is kinda what toriel looked like in the dream.

so first she looked normal and we were in a place i didnt recognise. it looked like i was standjng in front of her like for a fight but the background was like the background of the normal ruins- colored and everything. In the bottom theres a text reading ”it seems the (something, i dont know the meaning of what it called her was but it kinda sounded like a racial slur) is hiding secrets”

So idk how cause there wasnt much of an option but i leave the room. except now im in a different place in the ruins with a faceless toriel in front of me. She doesnt say anything i just turn back around and i see whats in the picture but shes like, really far away from the screen. theres some kind of button on the bottom its a black button with a red x in it and next to it is a word (i cant remember what it said but it was like ”talk” or something). After a long while of staring she says ”ill get inside some way” except theres no picture of her face where her text is and theres no font noise. its just her font.

Then i wake up and my lights are on. I dont sleepwalk but my little sister knows im paranoid and she peobably turned them on to scare me, as im a really heavy sleeper and she can do that. So i go to turn off the lights and suddenly something starts banging on my door. Mind you my light switch is right next to my door so im standing next to a violently shaking door. I open it expecting it to me my sister but....

it was toriel.

Jk jk it was my cat she found out i was awake and was trying to get my attention so i would feed her.

Thid whole thing happened like an hour before me posting this ;-;