Adam: Youre A Lying, Cheating Piece Of Garbage! Youre Not The Man I Married!

Adam: You’re a lying, cheating piece of garbage! You’re not the man I married!

Shiro: Then we’ll divorce! And I’m taking Keith!

Keith, sliding the Monopoly board away: I think we should stop playing now …

otp imagine #126

Person A: all odd numbers have n ‘e’ in them.

Person B: A, its three am

Person A: t-h-r-E-E

Person B: GO TO SLEEP

Here are some early character expression sheets!

that’s a lotta hair

Allura: Please talk to him, Keith would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Shiro: Keith would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

FOLLOW UP, NECESSARY DISCOURSE:

Shiro - Distinguished gay: Knows how to write a formal memo. Ambitious military man. Has his shit together, even if it’s only for like ten minutes at a time. Probably owns a Tempur-pedic mattress. Spent some time regularly banging a hot fighter pilot a while back. Does crossfit but doesn’t shoehorn it into conversations. Died fighting a 10,000-year-old scourge of the universe.

Kuron - Disaster gay: Keysmashes. Plays DnD. Got kidnapped by these kids at some point and is just kind of along for the ride. Doesn’t even know shit can be gotten together. Ate a bug on a dare yesterday. Had a drunken flipout once and punched out the whole bar only to ultimately get killshotted by an upset baby galra.

Commander Shirogane - Functional gay: Silver fox. Finally uses a glass for liquor instead of drinking out of the bottle. Not even supposed to be here today. Stumbled into a job he’s way too young for and now has to pretend he knows what he’s doing. Isn’t even sure what half of these buttons do, wtf is a “dynotherm.” Feels like it’s been one hell of a week already and it’s only Tuesday. Always has to do shit himself to get it done right, what the fuck do we even pay you for, Susan.

Discuss.