When I Say Not To Be My Friend Its Not Just Because I'm Annoying It's Actually Because When You Can't

when I say not to be my friend its not just because I'm annoying it's actually because when you can't sleep it's because somebody is thinking about you, meaning nobody I know has ever slept once

*doof voice* you see perry the platypus, when i was a young boy back in drusilstien, my parents named me heinz, and they liked that name. but you see, then this horrid tomato product was invented, with my name! my parents were disappointed at me having the name of common tomato paste! so i invented this! the tomato-disappear-inator! i will take all the tomatos, and turn them into stupid little rubber ducks. and my brother, whom loves tomatos, will be devastated, and forced to turn the mayorship over to me! and i will rule! the tri! state! areaaaaaa!

do glow in the dark contacts exist

i just need to know for personal reasons

just cracked my ankle feeling good

nah bc why do i have a game on thursday wtf id thursday night lights

fuck i do have awsten knight hair