Naruto AU, Where Orochimaru Never Betrays The Leaf And Has An Evergrowing Army Of Adopted Children.

Naruto AU, where Orochimaru never betrays the leaf and has an evergrowing army of adopted children.

Hey, it's not his fault that so many talented orphans cross his path, what's he supposed to do? Leave them where he found them? Ridiculous! What if some creep gets ahold of them? Or they run out of food... Or what if they get even sadder!? No, no. It's much more practical for Orochimaru to just take them home himself. That way he won't worry about them.

He's hardly even allowed to leave the village anymore due to this habit and Sarutobi is at his wit's end with all the paperwork it creates.

The Third: Seriously Orochimaru!? You can't keep doing this!

Orochimaru: But Sensei-

The Third: It was a little cute at first but now it's just concerning!

Orochimaru: She's an Uzumaki~ :D

The Third: ...

Orochimaru: :D

The Third: Get out of my office.

Everything's come full circle baby!!!

New idea for a Danny Phantom DC crossover fic!

Danny always knew that he was adopted. His parent's had always been open with this fact and always made sure he knew they loved him just as much as Jazz. What they failed to mention was that they found him in a crashed spaceship while camping!

"You were so small and scared," his mom told him with a sigh, "We couldn't understand anything you were saying, the only thing we understood was your name."

"Sooooo you're saying Daniel is my alien name?" Danny asked in complete disbelief.

"Yep! But you said it kinda weird for a while," his dad chuckled like this whole situation was completely normal, which admittedly calmed Danny's nerves a bit. "You would point to yourself and say Dan El! Dan El! Gosh, it was adorable."

Danny felt his face heat up. His dad ruffled his hair and laughed, "I miss those days, now my kids are both moody teenagers! I'm starting to feel old!"

Danny found himself laughing lightly. Honestly, this whole thing would be pretty cool if he wasn't still freaking out. He was an alien. A freakin alien. As if being half ghost wasn't strange enough!

Danny could only pray that his life wasn't about to get even more complicated.

900 miles away Clark Kent sat at his desk at the daily planet.

As he typed about local long-lost sisters reuniting after years apart, he couldn't help the depressed, bitter feeling swirling around his stomach. Growing up Clark had always wanted a sibling, someone to play with and help him with chores on the farm. Someone who understood him.

So you can imagine his shock and delight when he learned he actually had a sibling! An older brother!

They were sent to earth in separate ships but should have landed at around the same time!

Clark did what anyone would do and searched for his brother. Then he started college but would still look. Then he got a job but would still look. Then he became a superhero, he didn't have much time to look. Then he joined the Justice League... he didn't look much anymore, and when he did he wasn't hopeful.

Clark was just about done with the article when a beep let him know someone from the league was trying to get ahold of him.

He quickly left his desk and headed for the hallway. Pressing the button on his earpiece, Clark couldn't even get a word out before a familiar brooding voice echoed in his ear.

"I looked."

Clark felt a chill go down his spine, "Did you find anything?" he demanded, sounding more like Superman.

There was a pause.

"You're gonna want to see this."

Clockwork watched as all the pieces finally fell into place. He waved his staff and saw the event that started it all play across his screen. Two Kryptonian ships heading to earth when a portal opens up, a portal Clockwork himself created, and swallows one of the ships.

The portal opens up again over a decade later, spitting out the same ship.

"Yes, everything is how it should be."

I feel like I should be doing something more fun for my birthday but I'm just hanging out eating some yogurt.

I love it when fanfic writers obviously base an OC on one of their real life friends because sometimes you'll be like twenty chapters in and all of a sudden the character either starts acting like a huge jerk and leaves forever or they straight up die and none of the other character care! I'm always like "Damn, guess someone had a falling out!" Nothing like real life drama to keep you engaged with the story!

A little Tim Drake and Bernard fanart!