Men Who Are Just An Absolute Pain In The Ass...

men who are just an absolute pain in the ass...

they're always stirring up some trouble. whether that be starting some drama between people or simply annoying people because they find it "funny"

or just straight up annoying YOU. their so-called "girlfriend". no matter what it seems like he'll never stop teasing you. he's always reminding you about the embarrassing time you tripped and fell in front of everybody at the grocery store, or the time you accidentally spat in him while talking super fast.

he's not only annoying. no. he's the most cocky and cunning bastard you've ever met in your whole life. seriously what guy whispers the most horny and lewd sentences into your ear, and then proceed to wear the most naive and innocent face ever. oh how you want to slap that stupid shit eating grin right off his face!

"remember last night when you were crying for my cock to fill you up? you looked so dumb begging f'me like that sweetheart... seriously"

"when we get home, I'm going to rip that skirt in half. you'd like that wouldn't you? you like it whenever I treat you like a worthless sexdoll, hm?"

and when you get home it's not a different story either. you're bent over the kitchen counter, the skirt being lifted up because you're boyfriend couldn't bother to at least take it off.

below you lay the new panties you just bought. not even a week ago. they're ripped in half all because your boyfriend couldn't spare another second to ease his angry erection. he doesn't care. why should he? he could always get you some new ones, he'll even help you pick them out

your hands are gripping the countertop tightly, holding on for dear life as the rapid feeling of skin slapping follows suit. your legs feel numb and your mind is gummylike, no thoughts. only the feeling of a pulsating cock being slammed in and out of you.

your boyfriend is behind you, groaning like a bitch in heat. he's so loud you wonder if the neighbors ever complain about him. hes whimpering out your name alongside many curses. you should really scold him for having such a potty mouth.

but why should you, he tugs on your hair just perfectly, making you look directly into his eyes. they're half lidded and look so pussy drunk and his mouth slightly agape. you'd hate to admit it but he looks so good all desperate and needy like this.

as your daydream slowly ends the reality of life hits you when you start to actually listen what your boyfriend's been rambling about. "fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck baby... shit im gonna fill ya up okay? shit keep looking at me like that pretty girl..." he cries.

"wait!- no don't!-" but it's too late. one last thrust and warm silky strings of cum shoot throughout your body, your boyfriends hips shaking as he fills you up.

"whoops!" he mutters from behind you.

that son of a bitch.

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[•~AGEDUP!PROHERO!MIDORYIA X F!READER~•] smut/slight angst

synopsis: your pro hero boyfriend comes back angry and hurt and needs a way to relieve some stress

warnings: dom!izuku sub!reader degradation, spanking, use of "whore" and "slut", praise

a/n: pt.2?

the front door slams, which is soon accompanied by faint footsteps gradually getting louder and louder. they sounded urgent and quick. the suspense making your heart race and stomach drop.

you leave your room to further investigate the sudden footsteps, only to be greeted by your boyfriend, izuku sat on the couch. but something was off about him. he didn't have his usual soft and caring personality. his aura wasn't so welcoming and gentle.

"please izuku, baby- just talk to me..." you sigh. izuku had just came home from a mission and he seemed frustrated. and you had been urging the man to open up, after all izuku wasn't the type to get angry easily.

"I told you I'm fine." he shuts you off again. that's all he had been repeating for the last 10 minutes. he kept brushing you off, ignoring the obvious tint of worry slowly spreading all over your face.

"baby please- tell me-"

"fine. you wanna know so bad huh? just can't leave me alone. I'll show you then, since you can't mind your own fucking business." he snaps. you've never seen this side of him. he looked so angry, and frustrated. he was fed up with whatever it was bothering him.

izuku grabs your hands forcefully, his grasp making it impossible for you to even attempt to break through. but it wasn't like you would try to, seeing izuku so fed up and furious sorta turned you on, but you would never tell him that.

eagerly, the green haired man drags you to your sharfed bedroom, slamming the door as quickly as he could. he shoves you onto the mattress, his shadow towering all over you. before you could realize his rough calloused hands reach for the hem of your shorts, toying with the waistband.

"can I?" izuku always made sure he had your approval before doing anything, after all his biggest fear is hurting you. you nod, completely lost in the sudden adrenaline rush.

izuku sighs, his frustration grows even more, he delivers a soft but warning slap on your leg. "y'know better, use your words." it was evident he wasn't messing around. "you can..." was all it took before izuku slides your shorts off in one swift motion, leaving one small rip in them.

you sigh loudly at the sensation of the cold air hitting your naked legs. then a finger runs all over your panties, teasing your soaking hole, slick seeping through the soft cotton fabric. he smirks at the sight. "mm-, didn't know I could do this to ya, makes me feel kinda useful for once..." he chuckles, fingers rubbing your clothed clit.

deep breaths quicken as you ache for more stimulation, hips slowly grinding against his finger. izuku sucks his teeth before holding your hips down, restricting you from any movement. "if you want more, you gotta ask princess." he adds, a cocky grin painted all over his face.

"p-please zuku- more.." you mumble out. he scoffs loudly again, another slap meeting your thigh, this time a little bit harder. "for what? don't act dumb now." he snaps, fingers now rubbing over your clothed clit even slower. despite how humiliated you felt, you were so desperate for more. "please baby, I need you in me..."

panties are thrown across the bedroom, your bare pussy out for him. he lets a hand rub all over your inner thighs, collecting all the arousal which seeped out. "looks like I don't needa prep you huh, pretty girl? but what else did I expect from a slut like you.." he chuckles before reaching down to his belt.

he slowly unbuckles the belt, before stopping suddenly. "nah, since you wanted to piss me off, you do it." grabbing one of your soft gentle hands and placing them on his belt. and you oblige, you didn't care what it took, all you wanted was his cock in you right now.

you unbuckle his belt and slide his boxers off, freeing his girthy cock. his hairs were trimmed and his tip was a rosy pink, veins decorating the length. izuku shudders, "mmm, what do you want baby?" he cooes, hands caressing your cheek.

"I want youu-zuku please put it in" you beg, your eyes staring back up at him so gently. izuku smiles warmly for a split second, distracting you from the fact he had just pushed your legs all the way down to your chest, knees touching your chest. he slams himself in, the girth stretching you out, leaving you with a painful yet pleasurable burn.

the two of you let out breathy moans, which are soon disturbed from izuku's sudden harsh thrusts. usually when you two had sex, he was so gentle and sweet. slow but passionate thrusts as he whispered sweet nothings in your ears. but right now, you weren't even sure if this was the same izuku you knew before.

"everybody sayin im fuckin useless..." he groans, hips bucking into your even quicker, making you yelp out with pleasure. his cock moving in and out of your walls at an impossible speed. "always talking about m'not good for anything." he scoffs

you now were beginning to piece together what had happened earlier, what left izuku so angry earlier. you knew people would constantly mock him for his quirk, and his backstory. and usually he wouldn't care, after all why should he? but today was his breaking point.

"m'not useless though..." he mutters, hi thrusts getting sloppier, hands pushing your legs down even more. "isn't that right? nobody could ever fuck my girl as well as I can" he affirms, hands tilting your chin down, maintaining eye contact.

you nod, too lost in the pure bliss you were experiencing from the sensation of feeling his pelvis grind against your clit. not only that, but izuku was ramming into your g-spot in the right place too. making you sob for more.

"I asked you a question." he grunts, his thrusts getting harder and harsher as he slaps your thigh swiftly. making you yelp as you feel the sharp sting. "m- sorry! you- you fuck me so good zuku'" you cry out. you couldn't believe the erotic words leaving your lips right now. it was so embarrassing.

"yeah, dunno what they talking about. always talking shit. bet they none of them could even get you to the brink of an orgasm hm?" he grunts. at this point he was just mumbling to himself. too lost in his frustrated thoughts.

you could feel the edge of an orgasm overtake you. "f-f-fuck!! zuku! gonna cum-" you squeal. izuku groans, and sighs, an annoyed expression planted all over this face. "did I say you could? I wasn't done princess. hold it." he commands as he continues to fuck you into the mattress.

but you couldn't- not when he looked so hot all stressed and furious. the sweat beading off his forehead as he fucked you like a dirty whore. you twitch, body jolting up quickly. the overwhelming feeling of pleasure filling you up. your cum coats his cock quickly, making izuku whimper loudly.

"shit- didn't I tell you not to cum? dirty whore couldn't even listen to my directions. shouldn't have expected you to listen though, you selfish little brat." he scolds, harshly slapping your clit. leaving you sobbing loudly.

"guess I gotta show you how to be a good girl then."

"cmon baby one more..." he coos into your ear, nails still digging into the fleshy fat of your ass as he guides your hips up and down on his girthy cock. he was determined to get one more orgasm from you. he had to.

it felt like forever. you had been bouncing up and down on his shaft for what felt like ages. you couldn't even recall when it all had started. one orgasm to another, he simply couldn't get enough. he was addicted.

you felt that same knot in your stomach tighten again, this time it was much tighter and intense. the grip you had on his shoulders tightened, your nails engraving small crescents.

your boyfriend had noticed this, he swiftly grabs onto your waist, lifting you up and slamming himself into you at an cervix bruising pace. it was so quick you could barely could even process your own high approaching by second. then you felt it.

back arched, eyes rolled all the way back, jaw dropped, legs trembling. it was intense and heavenly. you've never felt anything so good in your life. it was so good that you didn't even notice the fluid you had squirted everywhere.

as you came back down from your high you realized your boyfriends thrusts had came to an abrupt end. "w-whyd you stop?" you ask, somewhat disappointed. but your boyfriend was looking into your eyes, a cheeky smirk plastered all over his face. "dirty girl- you squirted on me..." he panted out, slowly beginning to buck his hips into your cunt again.

you notice the tacky thin layer of liquid painted between your thighs and his lap. you let out a breathy sigh before your boyfriend whispers into your ear.

"y'think you could do that again for me pretty?"

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[•~TOSHINORI (ALL MIGHT)~•]

[•~a/n: i was bored and honestly yeah :D i was half asleep writing this so excuse any typos, SEND REQUESTS FOR OTHER CHARACTERS PLEASE~•]

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) id say toshinori is a really caring guy. he would definitely make sure your okay; "are you okay angel?, does it hurt anywhere?" he would always make sure you were okay before he was. afterwards he cleans you up, to sum it up he's just a sweet guy who never forgets to take care of his partner.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his favorite part of your body is definitely your titties,he is 100% a tits guy. they could be, small, big, perky. he could care less, as long as he can suck, squish, grope, and squeeze them he'll be the happiest man in the world. one of his favorite things is to watch you ride him, watch them bounce up and down floppily as you chase that intense sensation of bliss.

in terms of his own body, he definitely loves his hands. his heart flurries at seeing the size difference. although he may be in his skinny form, he still is tall and lanky, and his hands are humongous. so seeing his rough calloused hands pinch and grope at your boobs, just turns him on so much more. but not everything about his hands is pervy, something sweet he loves doing is definitely holding your hand while giving you the most intense pounding ever. he's the type of guy to whisper in your ear super sweet and kind little words of affirmation, while rearranging your guts.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

in terms of his cum, I feel like it would be long creamy white ropes, that are more opaque then transparent. he definitely has the sluttiest groans too, which would get louder and louder by how closer to the edge he would get

now about where he would put his cum, I feel like he'd definitely like cumming inside. nothing too pervy, he just likes knowing that you're stuffed full of him, watching as it drips out. he also gets too lost in the pleasure and forgets to pull out.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

toshinori would never admit this, but he definitely has a photo of your face covered in his stringy cum. you never knew he took a photo at the sight, but he did. and he has it in his wallet, hidden behind all the innocent and cute photos of you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

toshinori never really focused on relationships to be honest, he was too busy saving the city and all the activities that come with becoming the #1 hero. so when he met you, you were definitely his first but he caught on quickly. he just analyzed what made you feel good. and he definitely values your pleasure over his

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

he loves any position where he can watch your face, analyzing whenever you shut your eyes tightly, or whenever your jaw drops letting out the most erotic and pretty moans. they're like music to his ears. (and any position where he can watch your boobs bounce, or fondle them in his hands). he's a big fan of cowgirl. he just is fond about every little detail about it. but he doesn't only like it just for his own mere pleasure, he also likes they way you can control your own pace. you can decide if you want to go fast and rough, or slow and deep. and if you ever get tired, he won't mind helping you out. placing his large palms on your hips, helping you grind or ride him or lifting you up slightly by the waist so he can buck his hips right up in you.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

toshinori is definitely on the more romantic side of the spectrum. he definitely sees sex as a more intimate and special moment, rather than a casual activity. and you can tell from the way he treats you in bed. always asking you for consent, making sure that you're always feeling good, and not uncomfortable. he gets more euphoria from watching your gorgeous face experience those shocking waves of pure ecstasy. now after all that, it still doesn't mean he won't let out a lighthearted chuckle if something were to happen. hes just a cheerful guy.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) The carpet does in fact match the drapes, the same golden yellow drapes. Toshinori definitely keeps himself trimmed, trimming himself every week or so. He's the type of guy to grow hair very quickly (both places) so a weekly trim is definitely needed. he just prefers not having too much hair down there.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

like I've said before, he's in the more soft and romantic side. he's the type of guy to whisper sweet loving praises in your ear as he bullies your cervix like he hates you. he just forgets how much bigger he is than you, so his idea of gentle is still more on the rough side. but half the time you don't even notice, due to his beaten hands engulfing in your delicate soft palms. you always feel so safe and cared for when you're with him

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

I don't believe he's the type of guy to jerk off a lot. especially when he has you to help him it. but it you're on a mission or simply just aren't available he'd try waiting till you come back. after all he would choose your slimy gummy walls over his hands any day. but if you simply wouldn't be home soon enough (or whenever he gets impatient) he'd definitely jerk off to slutty photos of you, or maybe even one of your panties if he felt really desperate and needy.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

I feel like he would have a massive size kink. I mean look at him. even in his normal scrawny form, he's still super tall and lanky. the height difference you two had was crazy and he loved it. he loved the idea of knowing how much smaller you were than him. and when you were taking him in for the first time, naturally the stretch felt somewhat unbearable. and toshinori did feel bad, he truly did. yet he couldn't help but let his ego grow even higher, knowing that how big he was.

(he loves praise too!!)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

he definitely is not a fan of doing it in public places. after all his whole reputation could get ruined if someone just decided to walk into the very same alleyway you two were getting into it. so he prefers private places, your bedroom, his bedroom, anywhere you two don't have to worry about somebody walking in. (he also doesn't want you to hold back any noises , he thrives to hear your pretty slutty moans)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

the littlest things could turn this man on. im talking bending over just to pick up something up from the floor, accidentally brushing up against his crotch when you're trying to walk by, or even just calling out his name in that same soft and sweet tone. but the one thing that absolutely makes him go feral are those low cut shirts. the shirts that just reveal your cleavage perfectly where if he looked down enough, he could definitely see more then what you wanted to show. he really doesn't mean to be so pervy and creepy about it, he feels bad himself for thinking of you in such a selfish way. but he just can't help it, after all it's not his fault you decided to wear that low cut crop top which revealed so much bare skin for him to absorb. he truly is sorry.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I've already mentioned exhibitionism (public sex), but another big turn off for him would probably be voyeurism. he's open to try almost anything, if it meant he could see that warm grin plastered all over your face, but he just can't bear to think of somebody else watching what was his. you were his to watch, only he could know what dirty sounds you made, the nasty faces you made when you were so close to your high. he would never let anybody see you like that. ever.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he's such a sweet guy, so he actually prefers giving you head rather than receiving it himself. don't get him wrong though, he'd do anything to have those plus lips wrapped around his bases in a heartbeat. but he just enjoys hearing and seeing you so lost and drunk from the his finger pulsing in and out of your hole as his tongue laps at your pearly bud. seeing you in pleasure makes him feel as good if not better.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) he's the type of guy to be gentle but rough at the same time. if that makes sense. he definitely pounds into you, like an animal in heat. making sure to imprint his cock in your wet walls. but while he's giving it to you merciless he's always reminding you in your ear how much he loves you and how well you take him.

"i-is this good princess? do I need to slow down?"

"takin' me in so well, such a good girl..."

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he does not like quickies at all. he feels like they're so wasteful and pointless, he likes going for multiple rounds and doesn't like being limited to a couple minutes. yet he usually has to put up with them all the time. after all it's not like he has too much free time, he's busy being a hero. so short and fast sessions sre ideal contrary to his beliefs.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he's a pretty open minded guy, doesn't really mind anything that isn't weird. he just wants the experience to be joyful for you, rather than his own so he'll do almost anything if it meant you were happy. he's also new to intimacy so he wouldn't mind some tips from you.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

now. he's the #1 one hero. or was. but that doesn't change the fact that if he really wanted to, (if you could handle it) he could go all night and into the mid morning. his stamina is high. he doesn't cum too quickly but he doesn't take long either. he's right in the middle and even when he does, it takes him just one glance at your vulnerable state and he's back at it again.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he wouldn't really use them too often. he never really thought about it until you brought it up. usually if he wanted to tie you up, he'd use what he had laying around. but he did get you a vibrator, just so you could feel even more pleasure while he thrusts into you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he wouldn't tease you too often. he would be teasing himself more anyways, he just gets impatient. desperate to feel how tight and clammy your cunt always feels, how it just sucked him in with the perfect amount of pleasure. why would he do that?

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

toshinori definitely has the prettiest and sluttiest groans. he sounds angelic as those comforting sounds of pure, bliss leaves his lips. he's loud too. his groans usually echo throughout the bedroom and if anybody were nearby they could definitely hear him audibly. not his fault your throat was the perfect hole for his cock to fill.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

he has a thing for seeing you with glossy eyes and tear-stained cheeks. toshinori is not too sure why either. it's just something about the way your cheeks turn that light rosey pink, and your eyelashes spotted with tiny teardrops. of course he wants them to come from pleasure not pain though. he's not that selfish

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he's definitely miee girthy then long. but he's also long, id say 7.5 inches hard, 7 soft. he knows he's big too, so you definitely struggled taking him in for the first time, but he was there to talk you through it so it went by smoothly. he definitely has huge balls and keeps himself trimmed. a slight curve to the left and his tip is like a reddish rose pink with a slit at the top.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

the smallest things turns him on, so id feel every couple days would be enough for him. but if you ever needed more from him, he wouldn't mind giving it to you. all he needed was to hear his name echo from your pretty lips as you begged him for any sort of pleasure.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he would definitely take care of you first. carrying you to the bathtub, helping you get your clothes on. just anything he can do to make sure you're okay. as soon as he's sure you're content, he'll fall asleep quickly. like nothing ever happened (I headcannon he snores really really loud)