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This.

Been seeing some absolutely insane i mean neurodivergent discourse occasionally cross my dash lately and I gotta say that. Even as a certified Chappel Roan idgaf-er I think it's fucked up the extent to which people are playing internet telephone with her statement about not wanting to endorse Kamala Harris.

Like what she said boiled down to the most milquetoast "Yeah I'm voting for her but the Democratic party has problems and has done a lot of bad shit that shouldn't get swept under the rug". People are saying she's trying to convince people not to vote but like she literally said she's voting for Harris???

And then I saw someone post about how they're so disappointed to learn that Roan "said she's voting for Donald Trump because there are problems on both sides" and that's why the both sides are bad rhetoric is so dangerous. and like. WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GET THAT FROM????

I've seen at least two separate people straight up make up conspiracy theories about how she's actually a republican industry plant and her sudden explosion in fame this year was part of an election interference plan to convince young queers to sit this election out and let the republicans win like people are doing some straight up blue QAnon shit.

Just the perfect intersection of the way people are weirdly parasocial about her and the way liberals claim to hate the democratic party too but lesser evil etc etc etc but then jump straight into fanatic devotion mode the moment anyone actually voices any criticism of them.

the fanfiction in my head is soooo good wish you guys could see this

the temptation every time there’s heavy rainfall to just go out on the street and

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

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hey you know how wearing clothes that show a lot of skin, particularly showing too much of your chest or midriff or ass, generally get someone labelled a “slut”

well by that metric, why are plumbers not notorious for being one of THE sluttiest professions

"Why are you so obessed with found family?"

I watched this as a kid and internalized it for forever

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

u gotta be hedonistic about vegetables. they're not good boy food that u eat to prove you're mature, they're the food that you can shovel into your mouth at 5 am without getting nauseous

Okay rant time.

Pregnant men exist. Not just as an uwu mpreg fanfic trope or a joke. Just because you think pregnancy is gross or icky doesn’t mean you can’t treat pregnant people with respect, regardless of gender or sex. Even in the queer community, trans men who choose to carry their children are seen as an anomaly or as betraying everything they’ve worked for. They aren’t. If I carry a child, I’m still just as much of a man.

Also, I understand if the idea of pregnancy is dysphoric for many trans men. I do. But trans men being pregnant isn’t an excuse to exclude them from queer spaces or treat them with anything less than the same respect you would anyone else. Many trans men experience dysphoria regarding the idea of pregnancy, but many don’t. Their body isn’t your business. Don’t be fucking weird.

why is privacy so eroded. I get treated like a nutcase if I say no, I don't want strange companies taking pictures of my home and putting them online for maps or whatever. I don't want to be in the background of your tiktok, and I think it's weirder for you to assume I'm okay with it than it is for me to politely ask you to refilm it so my face isn't in the frame. I don't enjoy handing my employer a list of every online account I have and feeling under surveillance when I'm just shit posting or sharing pictures of my cats or garden harvest. I don't want to hear your private calls on speaker on the bus, esp when the person on the line doesn't know you're broadcasting their words to strangers. I don't want an algorithm guessing what will piss me off the most so I spend more time online, engaging with shit I don't want to see or hear out of outrage. I don't want any of this. it's total ass.

its so sad that radfem just means transphobe and not like. this

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Look. I’m going to be honest with you. Adopting that hard anti-plastic surgery stance while trans people’s lives and right to transition is at stake is absolutely horrendous timing. Knock it off.

I was doing such a good job at sleep schedules for most of the year, but now it's all wretched again.

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  I re-blogged this (the first time) in 2014. Today, I tried half a dozen times to re-blog it, and it wouldn’t work. So, I saved the images and re-posted it. I hope it helps make life a little easier. :-)   The original post is by iraffiruse.

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid