Original Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans: ~Games Edition~

Original Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans: ~Games Edition~

[Disney Villainous]

Mikey, as Prince John: And just what do you think you're doing with all that Power, Donald?

Donnie, as Captain Hook: No, you see, I need money so I can hire people to beat the crap out of this child.

Raph, as Pete: I'm sorry, WHAT--

April, as Jafar: *wHEEZE*

Leo, as Yzma: *typing on his phone* How...much...does it cost...to kill...a child?

Raph: LEO!!!! DO YOU WANT TO WIND UP ON SOME KIND OF WATCH LIST?!

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[Mario Kart Wii]

Warren, passing the first-place CPU at the beginning of the third lap: MWAHAHAHAHA! Eat my dust, loser!

[Cue lightning, followed by a blue shell, followed by a red shell, and being run over by someone using a Mega Mushroom just to add insult to injury]

Warren: Are. You. KIDDING ME?! YOU HAVE JUST MADE YOURSELF A POWERFUL ENEMY, BABY PEACH!!

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[Sorry!]

Splinter, bumping one of Draxum's pieces back to its starting point: Oops! Sorry~!

Draxum: You don't seem too sorry about it...

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[Monopoly]

Meat Sweats: And just how do you already own half the board?

Repo, very smugly: I got good business sense, is all.

Meat Sweats: No one's even traded anything yet!!! I think the stupid game's rigged...

Repo: Ah, you're only sayin' that 'cause you've been sent to jail five times, and I haven't. Maybe you'd have more property if yous wasn't a wanted criminal~

Meat Sweats: Well, maybe you'd be serving a bit more time if you didn't always conveniently have a "get out of jail free" card with you...

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[Mario Party Superstars]

Cassandra, on the 3-player side of Tug of War: *violently rotating the joystick on her controller* MY PALM MAY BE BURNING WITH THE FURY OF THE SUN, BUT I! WILL! NOT! LOSE!!!

Sunita, as the single player: *also violently rotating her joystick* Well, I sure as heck don't intend to lose, either!! ...Even if I am also in a world of pain...!

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[Pandemic]

Todd: Okay, so, how many outbreaks do we have until we lose?

Bullhop, flipping over the top card of the infection deck: Gah, it's Istanbul...but it's not over yet! We've still got another outbreak until we're done. We just need to--wait, it's connected to Karachi, isn't it? ... *deep sigh* It's over. We just lost...

Todd: ...Oh. Oh... *sniffles* We failed the entire planet...!

Bullhop: *hugs Todd* It's okay. Everyone else may be dead, but we still have each other.

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[Ticket to Ride]

Hypno: What do you mean I can't build a railway from Paris to Zurich?! I have three cards of the same color! That's how it works for everything else!!

Muninn, flipping through the rulebook: Let's see... With tunnels, you need to draw three cards from the deck to see if they match what you're going to play. If they do, you need to play that many additional cards.

Hypno: ...

Huginn: Yeah, it's just as stupid as it sounds.

Hypno: I'll say...

Donnie: Sensory overload is such a weird thing to describe. In a nutshell, sound is attacking me

Original Incorrect Quotes Shenanigans: ~"Me and My Friends Being Stupid" Edition~

Preface: One of my weird habits is to take my fandoms and "assign" myself and my friends to characters within the series. I have, of course, done this with Rise (one guess as to who I am). The following incorrect quotes are inspired by stupid things that my friends and I have done together, with the character roles based on my little "assignments." Enjoy.

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Mikey, reading a book across the room from Leo:

Leo: *throws his wallet at Mikey*

Mikey: OW!!! What the heck, man?!

Leo: I'm sorry! I just wanted to get your attention!

Mikey: ...And you didn't think to just walk up to me and tap me on the shoulder or something?

Leo:

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April: I know I have to go back to class tomorrow, but for now, I'm just glad I get to chill with you guys.

Donnie, pouring cold water into a cup of Kraft macaroni and cheese: You can say that again.

April:

Donnie:

Raph: ...You okay there?

Donnie: ...I thought cold water would work the same as hot water. I don't know why.

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Donnie: *driving the rest of the Mad Dogs to Dollar General in the Turtle Tank*

Raph: Whoa... Donnie, how are you doing that?

Donnie: Doing what?

Raph: Your speedometer's at 45 and just...staying there.

Donnie: Uh... I'm following the speed limit. Is this not what happens when you drive?

Raph: Well, uh--

Leo, in a resigned and slightly fearful tone: No. It's not.

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The Mad Dogs: *having a Nerf (not strictly Nerf brand) battle*

Mikey, running around like a madman: AAAAAAAH! Ahahahaha!

Leo: *steps in front of Mikey with a fully-loaded Sidewinder* Any last words, Michael?

Mikey: Aah, I don't know--!!!

Donnie: *fires at Leo from across the room with an Exterminator, just barely missing him due to the dart curving in the air*

Leo: AAAH!

Mikey: *takes out a very cleverly hidden Jolt, then fires at Leo's leg*

Leo: Nooooooo! *dramatically pretends to die*

Mikey: ...Huh. I guess I don't need to think of any last words after all!

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April, texting Leo: "Hey, you wanna come to dinner?"

Leo, knowing full well that she means "with the rest of us": "o//////o"

April: "Bruh"

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April: *shuffling things around under Mikey's bed*

Mikey: *enters the room* ...Uh, hey. What are you doing?

April: Nothing...~

Mikey: ...Are you hiding another bag of cookies under my bed...?

April:

Mikey:

April:

Mikey: ...April, I swear to Pizza Supreme in the Sky--

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Raph and Donnie, playing Cuphead together: *fighting Cagney Carnation*

Donnie, playing as Cuphead: *gets hit by a stray seed for the fourth time in a row* AAH! No...!

Raph, playing as Mugman: It's okay, I've got you! *tries to parry Cuphead's soul, but fails because it's flying upward too fast*

Donnie: Avenge me, brother...!

Raph: Oh, you bet I will. This stupid flower's going DOWN!

I have made an important discovery.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. clips onto Donnie's battle shell!!!

The Joys of Dogsitting

This is Boaz. He's a very good boy, and I absolutely love him.

That's all. :)

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 9

April: Arson? Oh, you mean "crime brûlée".

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Splinter: I hate to to tell you this, but one of you was adopted. Leo & Raph: Leo: Was it Raph?

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Draxum: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Muninn: Huginn, probably.

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Todd, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Mikey: Blue flavor! Todd: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Mikey: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Todd: Blue is not a flavor! Mikey: BLUE FLAVOR!

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Jase: We can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute. Donnie: No, that's not how you make cookies. Kendra: FLOOR IT!! Jase: How about 4,000,000 degrees for 1 second?!? Donnie: yOU'RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Jase:I'M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES! Jeremy: DO IT! Donnie: NO-

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Warren: Ugh, crushes are so dumb. Hypno: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid. Warren: But you’re always acting stupid? Hypno: ... Hypno: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Leo: Why does Raph always do the laundry so loudly? April: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house. Raph, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*