Im Sorry, But I Do Find It Morbidly Hilarious How Jean Jacket Reacted To Jupe VS OJ Over Those Six Months.

I’m sorry, but I do find it morbidly hilarious how Jean Jacket reacted to Jupe VS OJ over those six months. Think about it.

(Spoilers for Nope below)

Jupe is doing everything to try and Disney princess-tame this carnivorous alien pancake the size of a cul-de-sac. Fresh horse dinners like clockwork, setting up a whole little arena just for the visits, along with who knows what kind of extraterrestrial horse girl fantasy prep work in the meantime. Every bell and whistle he could pull out to keep JJ coming back on a schedule, he likely did. And we can guess the latter was always at night, yet the Star Lasso Experience was in the sunny afternoon. Which means he probably assumed Jean Jacket was hanging out in his clouds all day, just waiting for the next feeding like a trained dog–see horse, will hover. The UFO is his neighbor! They’re buds!

Nope.

Jean Jacket booked it back to OJ’s ranch every time, day and night. The same ranch where OJ was doing absolutely fuckall to interact with JJ. Instead he just went about his usual outdoor business with his horses (that were in plain view and never bothered until the snafu with the statue), perfectly oblivious to the giant man-eating Frisbee chilling out with him the whole time. For six months. No routine feeding, no song-and-dance interaction, no ‘But I know him! He trusts me and I trust him! I believe in our bond~!’ Just:

Jean Jacket, looming in a cloud: …

OJ, head down, working and ignoring JJ outright: …

Jean Jacket: …I appreciate what we have

OJ and JJ: Why Jean Jacket Let the Haywoods—Especially OJ—Get Away with More Than Anyone Else in “Nope”

I’ve seen Nope twice now. While everyone I saw it with enjoyed it, I heard a few cries of foul when it came to OJ and the others’ improbable good luck with all their near misses interacting with our favorite terrifying gulch-haunting UFO. I call foul back and say plot armor had nothing to do with it. Some luck, yeah, otherwise we’d have no protagonists. But that was hardly all.

Spoilers for Nope below

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