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‘…he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase.’
just thought how different your first impression of Aziraphale would be if you met him in the bookshop vs. anywhere else LOL
I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
my favorite emotion is when someone does something kinda foolish and all you can say is “i love you” in response
i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine
fiber crafts is like oh you think you know how to count? think again. also count again.
i would move heaven and earth to avoid hearing one single advertisement
people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed
"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text


"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
More medieval dyes for y'all!



“Proud Crocodile Father Gives Piggyback Ride to Over 100 of His Children”

It’s two weeks late as I started it two days before the date and then had TIC5, camping and a Brno trip back to back, but happy one year ineffable divorce anniversary! Have a painting inspired by/repaint of “A Huguenot on St. Bartholomew’s Day” by John Everett Millais.










Here’s my comic about Crowley’s bender in Spain
featuring medieval spanish literature, lyrics from the musical candide, and headcanons about cocoa
googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
eagerly awaiting the day daniel radcliffe, elijah wood, and robert pattinson just make the most fucked up bizarre unmarketable film together


Posters for National Theater of Korea's production of Macbeth, designed by Yuni Yoshida and photographed by Noh Juhan. [1][2]
If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
I feel like ai art would be fun if we were all still just typing random prompts into it like mushroom giving a ted talk and going lol this looks stupid wasn’t that fun but instead people are like trying to replace jobs with it
every person can feel freddie mercury’s presence in their souls when they sing MAMAAAAAA UUHHHH, I DONT WANNA DIE, I SOMETIMES WISH I’VE NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALL with all the air in their lungs i’m not joking