Promoting Safe Sex Is A Very Responsible Thing To Do

Promoting safe sex is a very responsible thing to do

Commonwealth Games Federation president Mike Fennell discussing the fact that the toilets in the Games village has been blocked due to "thousands of flushed condoms." It turns out that the athletes were promoting safe sex. 

I thought they were just boning each other senseless.

This beats the vuvuzela story.

THE CAT IS ON THE KEYBOARD AND IT'S IN SPACE! OMGZ!

This picture still fascinates me and I don't know why.

I'm actually kinda happy about the situation.

So, a little while ago I told a good friend that I was bored and wanted everything to change.

I now have 1 week to find a new flat and I've been made redundant from my job.

Be careful what you wish for kids. 

Update

So, I've been sick. Quite badly sick. One friend tells me I had early signs of the swine, and another tells me I was massively dehydrated. I don't know 'cos I never went to see a doctor. Partially because I believe that you can just will the sickness away (Plague be gone!) and partially because I couldn't get an appointment with my doctor. Sure, I could've gone to see a different doctor. But the last time I did that the outcome was disastrous and now that doctor starts shaking when he sees me. True story.

Anyways, enough of my rambling (for now...) and on with the stuff.

There will be other written posts to come. They are old and out-of-date and I don't care. I spent time writing them, so dammit I'm gonna post it. Just as soon as I get them off my other computer.

YEAH!

10,000 vuvuzelas were snapped up before the games even started. They're even being sold in official outlets. According to another report, a shipment of 50,000 vuvuzelas has just arrived in Delhi for the games. They are the second most popular item being bought through official outlets. I imagine the street hawkers are making a killing selling these babies.

The decision, as well as the other problems encountered during these games, says a lot about India. Mostly what it says is this: Fuck you! Vuvuzelas are AWESOME and we are having them at these games. Suck it up, bitches.

India is lining up to be a future super power. I think we can all agree that they've already got the attitude right.

I can smell KFC!

My brother, two blocks away from the nearest KFC. Despite not eating the stuff for 3 years he proved that even watered down Island blood will sniff out those delicious morsels of awesomeness from a distance away. Genetics is a powerful thing.

I've never been more proud or amused.