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hakirachan
Hakira’s Crack Blog

Hakira – they/them – 19 – aroace - currently obsessed with fictional characters that have ruined real men for me

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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #5

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #5

Diavolo: What are you talking about MC? You love it here! 

MC: I'm not sure I do, I think I've just developed Stockholm syndrome.

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hakirachan
2 years ago

MC: *Running at lightspeed through the halls*

Lucifer: What do you have?

MC: A KNIFE!

Lucifer, chasing after them: NO-

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hakirachan
2 years ago

Lucifer: Now, what do you tell yourself when you’re having impulses to throw yourself off a bridge?

MC:

MC: yeet

Lucifer: No-

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hakirachan
2 years ago

MC: Bro, I wasn’t even that drunk last night

Lucifer: You called an Uber to drive you home

MC: So? Isn’t that the responsible thing to do?

Lucifer: We were at the House of Lamentation.

MC: Oh-

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hakirachan
2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #6

Lucifer: Why is MC making me do the dishes again? You haven’t washed them in a week, Mammon! 

Mammon: It’s because I’m MC’s favorite. 

Lucifer: I hate you.

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hakirachan
2 years ago

Hello everyone! I’m sorry I haven’t been active for so long - there’s been a lot going on for me, and I just haven’t had the time. I’ll try my best to post more often, but please be patient if I go a while without posting! Thank you all for understanding, and have a great week <3

Feel free to send me any requests for HCs or fics, or anything else! I’ve gotten into MHA while I was gone, so I’ll take requests on that as well as Obey Me. Just know it might take me a while to get to them, so please be patient 🙏

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