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Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #25

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #25

Diavolo: Lucifer, why are you holding MC like that?

Lucifer, holding MC in the air: MC just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain them from putting a light bulb in their mouth.

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2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #17

*Satan and Belphie inviting MC to the Anti-Lucifer League*

MC: If I say yes am I joining a cult? 

Satan: Possibly. 

MC: I’m in.


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2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #21

MC: If I run and leap at Lucifer, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. 

MC, running towards Lucifer: Coming in! 

Lucifer: No! I’m holding coffee! 

Lucifer: *Drops coffee and catches MC*


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2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #20

Mammon: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons! 

MC: Bet you I can! 

Lucifer: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*


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2 years ago

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #32

Lucifer: Where’s MC? 

Mammon: Around. 

Lucifer: Around? 

Lucifer: You don’t have any idea, do you? 

MC, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?


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