Silent, Motionless Haunted Mansion Is Genuinely Fucking Creepy.

Silent, motionless Haunted Mansion is genuinely fucking creepy.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/AANnQTI68tQ?feature=oembed

A glimpse backstage (at the start) and then of the rest of the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland with work lights on, with the ballroom animatronics, etc - earlier than 2001, at least.

I've been playing this for a day and a half and I'm still nowhere near the 9007199254740992th tile

GUYS 9007199254740992 IS SO MUCH FUNNNNNN!

lol, I'm named after the same song. I've never listened to it, actually, I should get on that now that Spotify exists.

I like my name. My mom named me after a song by the 1970s group Bread. So, it’s meaningful, and I like the song. It’s a love song - kind of - but it’s kind of depressing and dark.

Okay for YEARS I've remembered her line about "turning water into gasoline," and I was always disturbed by it, because I thought she was offering to teach kids a spell that would help them set things on fire. But watching this video now, it's like...no, it was a joke! What parent paying 4 dollars for bottled water WOULDN'T want a spell that produced cheap gas?

But I like my old interpretation better.  "Release me from this cage, and I will teach you how to burn down anything that stands between you and your desires!"

Caged ‘Old Hag’ character from Snow White - last seen in Disneyland in the store now called Port Royal in NoS, prior to that she was in the Villain’s Lair shop in Fantasyland.

Sadly, been absent for many years now, since the mid 2000’s - bring her back, Disneyland! Let our witches go!

Get outta here baby! You cool dude. You COOL DUDE.

Part VI of Jason Mantzoukas vs. Babies (Parts I, II, III, IV, and V)