Hangman, Fully Dressed In His Khakis And His Hair Perfectly Combed Through: Bradshaw, As I Live And Breathe.

Hangman, fully dressed in his khakis and his hair perfectly combed through: Bradshaw, as I live and breathe.

Rooster, running off of 15 cups of coffee, 2 minutes of sleep and rightfully looks terrible: Seresin. As I choke and die.

-The entire squad was stunned, even Bagman-

Hangster and possible story idea??

One hc that I constantly think about is Rooster and his incredible anger issues. You cannot tell me that his rage is gone because I feel like it’s always under the surface, 24/7. He could go from 0 to 100 in a fraction of a second. He probably makes unhinged threats too.

Imagine this:

The squad is out flying with some kids(seriously Trace, they’re only 10 years younger) at Top Gun because, obviously, the best of the best to teach the next best of the best. Phoenix, Bob, and Coyote are up in the sky with two students.

They land, then its Rooster and Hangman’s turn with two other students. They go up, they fool around, crack jokes, poke at the kids and target locks both of them. Then the kids squabble while Bradley and Jake attempt to not laugh. Anyway, they kids start getting rough in the air. Hangman tried to intercept it, but got caught in their jetwash.

Next thing Rooster knows, Jake’s plane starts spiralling for a few seconds too long before pulling up. Cue Bradley about to be these kids worst nightmare.

They land and first thing Roo does is go straight towards the pilots with a look that could kill. Everyone tried to get him to stop and take a breather. That didn’t work.

But guess who stepped in? Yep. Jake-fucking-Hangman-Seresin.

Bradley was easily talked down by Jake(a blessing, really).

So yeah.

All the married flyboys probably picked Mav up by his armpits to show their wives the " stray kitten Viper let them keep".

Merlin, holding Mav: Look honey! This is the stray kitten!:D

Merlins wife: …Dear, that’s an adult man.

Mav: PUT ME DOWN-!

- Bradley ranting about Iceman on base -

Hangman: shhhh! What if someone hears you??

Rooster: If they heard me, they’d tell him. Then he shrugs and responds with, " what can I say? He has daddy issues.”

Hangman: ..how do you know?

Rooster: Because Maverick told him to say that.

icemav doodles and dumb memes

- Top gun, 1986, right after Iceman did his chomp thing at Maverick -

Goose: Mav. Why did you lock Ice in the bathroom stall?

Maverick: Because he growled at me.

Iceman: Open the fucking door, Mitchell!