- The Daggers Just Hanging Out -

- the daggers just hanging out -

Rooster, picking up his phone: Hey uncle ice!

Phoenix: Ice..?

Hangman: Ice.. Iceman?

Hangman: Iceman.

Hangman: ICEMAN?? ADMIRAL KAZANSKY?!

The rest of the squad: ADMIRAL KAZANSKY??

Phoenix: Look I get it, most your guys’ fathers are gone or they suck-

- everyone offended -

Rooster: Not mine. I fucking love my dads.

- Mav and Ice doing cute husband things and Ice having Icepops sense -

Ice: ….I think baby goose called us his dads to the squad again.

Maverick tearing up: that’s my boy

Topgun 3? Yall know what that means..

Warlock: Maverick. Ice called Cyclone and threatened him.

Mav: Oh! He probably didn’t mean it!

- flashback to the threat -

Ice: -and I will personally throw you overboard and let you drown if you even-

- present -

Warlock: ..

Mav: ..

Warlock: ..probably?? PROBABLY?!

Phoenix: Rooster. Ass, tits, or thighs?

Rooster nonchalantly staring at Hangman: ..y e s.

Phoenix: What the fu-

Iceman and Mav in the background being proud parents: We raised him well

Hangman: Bradshaw. As I live and breathe.

Rooster: Hangman. You look... Good.

Coyote: Really guys, those are your vows?

Phoenix: I think it's cute.

Maverick: By the power vested in me by the state of California and the internet, I now pronounce you husbands. You may now kiss the groom.

Hangman pulls Rooster into a long (but respectable) kiss: Mr. Bradshaw. As I live and breathe.

Rooster: Mr. Bradshaw. You look good.