JJ Maybank Is A Let Me Take That For You Boyfriend

JJ Maybank is a let me take that for you boyfriend <3 the kind fo boyfriend that runs to open doors for you, that slide across the front of the car to let you out, that's always reaching for you hand in busy places so he doesn't lose you, he's always caught staring at you and his excuse is that you're just too pretty, he holds your jacket for you, carries you home when your feet hurt, he calls you just to ask what you're doing and if you say nothing he's says good I'm outside wanna hang out, he thinks your the smartest person he knows so he always asks for your opinion first but he secretly just likes having you tell him what to do, he makes sure your drinking enough water even if you both know that he doesn't, he's always running around, he doesn't walk anyway, and then when he falls over he plays if off like it never happened, which you think is adorable, that's why he does it <3

jj maybank is the type of bf to fake bang u anytime u bend over.

i think, despite what he tells himself, jj would love a little lululemon kook girlfriend.

she's dressed in pretty colors, always wearing 2.5" shorts that jj appreciates, and athletic tee shirts. she probably does something like pilates, which jj truly doesn't believe is real until he feels how strong her core is.

she's usually seen in flare leggings and ugg slippers at night, wearing one of his flannel buttons ups over a sheer bra whenever he comes to visit. she's always complaining about how roughly he treats her clothing, glaring at him whenever he threatens to rip her la perla panties, reminding him that it's expensive but not in that stuck up kook way. she says it in the way that tells him that she cares about the things she buys, which is a step above kooks who just spend money each time they blink. and she's always smacking his shoulder whenever he makes fun of her for caring, humming whenever jj tells her he'll make it up to her, even though they know that's financially impossible.

he refuses to accept any gift she buys him, especially whenever it's a god awful pair of lululemon joggers. but there comes a time where he reluctantly accepts a shirt from her, and the pogues make fun of him relentlessly. even sarah joins in. but it's from his girl so he just shrugs them off and takes a swig from his beer.

reposting in season 17 when they finally hook up

evermore (cleo’s version)

currently thinking about Carmen being that boyfriend who buys every snack or drink you mention in ridiculously large quantities and just keeps them in his pantry/fridge for when you come over.

you complain that you prefer apple over orange juice, he buys you two packs of those mini bottles stuck together with plastic rings; sometimes even packing them into your lunch for work that day.

you're sitting on his couch with a bag of chips you were snacking on, he buys two party sized bags and keeps them in a specific corner of his pantry.

oh, and this man will continue to restock on your favorite snacks, and you don't bring it up a single time just in case you'll risk the chance of him stopping.

yet he doesn't say a word. not even a, "I got that stuff you told me you liked," because he thinks it's just natural; he's supposed to remember all your favorite things. why would you need to even think about it, let alone thank him???? it's his job, goddamnit!!!