Rose And River

Rose and River

I just watched "The Husbands of River Song".

Ohhhh boi

I really like their dynamic, and I also cried. Like, it was the end for her. She knows she might never see him again.

Anyway.

From all the people he traveled with, The Doctor was in love with 2 of them: Rose Tyler, as the 9th & 10th Doctor and River Song AKA Melody Pond, as 11th, 12th & 13th (I think). They never crossed. And I thought about an interaction between them.

So, another timey-wimey thing, the universe collapses etc., and there's two Doctors again. Doesn't matter which one, but let's say it was after Rose was left with half Doctor half Donna. Just before the goodbyes. And on a Date of the Doctor & River. Doo we doooo ~~

The Doctors: Oh, this isn't good. Not good. Physically- pimisically, timey-wimey, spacy-wacy...

River: Hol up, you're Rose Tyler?

Rose: .. Yeah, and you are? How do you know me?

River: Oh! I'm from the future. Well, considering we were technically in the past... I'm from the Doctor's future.

Rose: That's nice. Does he talk about me?

River: Not much. But the TARDIS does. She loved you dearly.

Rose: :D

Rose: How did you two meet?

River: Oh, I'm kind off.. A daughter of one of his future companions.

Rose: Okaaay

River: And part Time Lord, since I was conceived on the TARDIS.

Rose: That's - wierd. But ok -

River: AndI'mTachnicallyHisWife.

Rose: Sorry?

River: Weeeeell.. I know there was a thing between you two and you loved each other but under the circumstances of the time we were in -

Rose: Good Lord I'm so thankful he has someone after I'm gone!

River: ...

Rose: Do you hit him when he does the -

River: Oh sure I do. Did he ever -

Rose: Oh yeah he did!

The Doctors: *Sees his wife and girlfriend laugh and get along* That can't be good.

I Just can't imagine them being anything else than buddy-buddy with each other and completely pissing him off. Just, girlfriend and wife of the Doctor! I really want an episode like that.

Please tell me that I can play a computer game, read, and practice music all in the same day please

I decided to record my Karate Sensei's awesome lines, here are a few. More will be added.

All of them were said today

----------------------------------------------------------

Pupil : "Sensei, I don't understand why when I do this move, I end up being in the wrong place. What am I doing wrong?"

Sensei : "First of all, you suck."

----------------------------------------------------------

*showing how to do the move the right way*

Sensei : *to another pupil* don't do anything.

Sensei : *kicks the pupil in the stomach pretty hard*

We said "don't do anything" till the end of the practice.

----------------------------------------------------------

Sensei : "Eugh! I mean - kyaa!"

----------------------------------------------------------

Companion : alright, you've met me, and that's the Doctor.

Doctor: great. Nice to meet you. Get into the TARDIS

Someone: the what?

Companion: you see that blue box ? That's the TARDIS

Someone: yeah I saw how it appeared out of nowhere. What is TARDIS?

Companion: it's a spaceship!

Someone: right. And what does it mean?

Companion: sorry?

Someone: TARDIS. I know only one language - and believe me, I know a LOT - where that actually means something. But I don't think the mighty Time Lord would call his ship "Gallons of Leaves".

Companion: ... Because it's an abbreviation.

Someone : of what?

Companion: I'm sure the Doctor -

Doctor: - is busy with fixing the said TARDIS and isn't available.

Companion: ...

Companion: right. So, TARDIS. Yeah. TARDIS... That's short for... Of course, the TARDIS is short for...

Someone: ...

Companion: travel... And... Reserva- no. Rese-, reve-... Rational? Yeah, I think it's that .

Someone: Travel And Rational?

Companion: Travel And Rational Delusions. Or dibates?

Someone:...

Companion:Delusions. Yeah.

Someone: ...

Companion: or is it decapitations? Dead... Drought? DECISIONS! I ... What is "I" for? Is? Nah, it's plural... Isotope? Not time for physics... Irresistible?

Someone: ... So?

Companion: oh, yeah. Travel And Rational Decisions Irresistibly Safe. TARDIS. Make bad decisions, and we'll make them safe. Or our bad decisions are safe. We're rational. Are we? We're not...

Someone: ...

Companion: ...

Doctor: For humans sake- DON'T TELL PEOPLE TO FUCK SHIT UP I WONT HELP THEM NEXT TIME THEY'RE ON THIN FUCKING ICE.

Someone: ...

Companion: see? Rational.

BABEEEEEEE

There's something magic about you

Something so tragic about you

Don't you agree?

BABEEEEEEE

There's something lonesome about you

Something so wholesome about you

Get closer to me

Angel: "I'm sorry, but... You are going to Hell."

A freshly dead person (insert character) : "No! I can't... I... I can't! Please! What did I do wrong?!"

"Well, I can only tell you the biggest of your sins, the rest you will find out yourself down there..."

"Please do!"

"You, as your biography states, are gay."

"Oh, well I- wait what?"

"You're gay, I'm afraid"

"... And that's it?"

"Pardon me?"

"My biggest accomplishment is that I'm gay?"

"I am afraid- what?"

"I HAVE KILLED 16 PEOPLE"

"Please calm -"

"I HAVE SLEPT WITH COUNTLESS RICH FUCKS FOR THEIR MONEY AFTER WHICH KILLED THEM"

"Can you -"

"I HAVE STOLEN FROM BANKS AND CORRUPTED THE GOVERNMENT FOR MY WHOLE LIFE JUST BECAUSE MY NAN WAS SUPPOSED TO GET MORE PENSION "

"You did what-"

"AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE ONLY THING THAT COUNTS IS THAT IM GAY?!"

"..."

"I can't believe it! I was going to do a comedic skit here while you were reading out my wrongdoings, and you just tell me, that I am going to the same place as my late Nan, the most angelic person Earth has seen, for the same fucking reason?"

"Well, you also ate shrimp, and..."

"I EVER LOVED ONLY ONE PERSON FOR LIKE A MONTH, AND SHRIMP I ATE ONCE WHILE DINING OUT, AND YOU DARE TO COUNT THAT ABOVE MY ACCOMPLISHMENT S"

"I don't make the rules, I'm sorry. And please do not call your sins your 'accomplishment'"

"FOR FU - Wait, so everything in the Bible that says it is a sin, is a sin?"

"Well, yeah. Why do you think we have you the book?"

"2 fabric clothes?"

"Yep"

"HAH! Sign me up, I got business with someone down there..."