Wait So Youre Telling Me

Wait so you’re telling me…

Not everyone pictures David Eastman this way…?

….😳😳😳😳???? Cause this has been the only thing going through my head ajsjsjsjsj—

you have no proof 👀

hey your post fucking bit me

read in 2022: truly devious by maureen johnson

There is nothing so serious as a game.

Me when the lady at work today threw a hissy fit that I didn’t know the nutritional value/carbs of a chorizo burrito at the top of my head at work today

[there’s a huge ass line lady, ain’t nobody got tile for me to read what’s on the wall beside you on YOUR side of the bar while I’ve gotta make like 5 other coffees—]

hey people living in the USA: if you don’t intend to give birth if you end up pregnant, and your doctor wants you to give a urine or blood sample for any reason, especially before you receive a procedure or surgery, refuse to allow them to perform a pregnancy test. say that there’s no possible way you could be pregnant and insist on being given a waiver to sign instead. if you are found to be pregnant by a medical professional it will end up in your medical record and could expose you to risk of being prosecuted for terminating your pregnancy.

the 17 year old’s mother recently charged in nebraska for a self induced abortion is being prosecuted for performing one after the 20 week time limit permitted by nebraska state law because police were able to access her daughter’s medical records to prove that she was pregnant and how many weeks along she was

obviously don’t talk on social media about your unwanted pregnancy or plans to get rid of it but you cannot let doctors in restricted states know either

Stand up for the flag o7