Hi you can call me Lyss |20| don’t mind me i m just enjoying it here
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Petition to change twst eng's translations because its just- no and i feel second hand embarassment and they did our boys wrong ☹
Twisted Wonderland EN will release in 23days start now. You can download it in QooApp and TapTap if you can't pre-register in Google Play nor App Store.
todos los creditos a la artista
Bonten rindou supremacy
So apparently sanzu IS actually his real name and not akashi senjuu. That name is the real name of Kawaragi Senjuu
I may be wrong tho nothing is confirmed yet
東卍創設メンバー！イエーイ！⛩
創設記念日おめでとう㊗️
SUMMER TRIP FT. TOMAN
flakes/notes: hey so this is just a big oneshot with just toman and you, i think i might do separate groups if this plot continues.
desc: toman goes to the waterpark. shit gets messed up.
Jesus Christ, you knew it was going to be hell once Mikey suggested going to the waterpark with everyone, all at the same time. Everyone had to make it work in their schedules, and it finally happened.
Just getting there took a few hours, and everyone's in the same vehicle. Pah-chin ended up renting a big ass RV. No one wanted to drive that shit for that long, so he also ended up renting a driver too. God bless the poor guy.
Everyone's going nuts, Emma, Hina, and Yuzuha are snapping pictures, also kicking at Baji because he doesn't know how to turn down his horrible music. Mitsuya is trying his hardest to situate everyone, but he's also trying to deal with his two sisters, who are being encouraged to stick their middle fingers up to road ragers by Smiley, Angry keeps trying to tell him to stop, but he just won't listen.
Peh-yan is yelling his lungs off at everyone for being so fucking loud, but he's ultimately being the loudest one. Hakkai and Draken keep tossing a ball back and forth, the beach ball hitting at the driver's window, causing the whole RV to almost swerve off the highway. Kazutora is about to throw up from being too car sick, leaning on you for support. You keep cursing at him silently that if he's to throw up on you, you're going to throw him out the RV.
And Mikey and Chifuyu are sleeping like babies. Also Takemichi is crying because too much shit is going on before his eyes. He isn't ready for this shit.
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Finally arriving to the Waterpark, Mitsuya literally has to check everyone in himself because everyone just started following Mikey inside, thinking he was the one who signed them in.
Since it's not a party without being here for a few days, everyone will be staying at the waterpark's hotel. And God, did Toman fuck those rooms up.
Baji kept calling room service every two minutes, Chifuyu didn't know if he should laugh, or stop him. Baji also calls everyone's hotel rooms to "prank call", but it's just him laughing, trying to make out the joke, but he just can't stop laughing to himself about it. Kazutora goes to their room to beat the shit out of him because he repeatedly called his line.
Mikey doesn't want to go to the waterpark anymore, he wants to live in the hotel forever. A worker asks where his parents are, thinking he's like eleven years old. Draken couldn't stop laughing.
You and the girls decide to go out and explore, forgetting about them assholes. You want to make out with them. I mean you want to hold their hands. Yuzuha clings onto your arm whenever people pass by, not wanting to get separated from the group.
You want to beat the shit out of Smiley when he decides to also tag along with you guys last second, bringing Angry and Hakkai along with him. Oh my god everyone has to carry one his big ass floaties he brought, he spent hundreds on them.
You'll have Luna and Mana holding onto your shirt, Yuzuha on your arm occasionally, Nahoya "accidentally" stepping on your heel behind you, Souya holding your other hand because he doesn't want to walk behind, so he says, and Smiley's big fucking floatie around your waist. You are about to beat some bitch's ass. Takemichi is lost as fuck somewhere.
When you all decide to meet up in the center of the park, Mitsuya is beyond pissed, yet he still had his same old face. "Guys, who the fuck signed their names as DEEZ NUTS, it took me two hours to clear that through."
No one answers him, everyone's just fucking cracking up, crying.
"Where the fuck is Mickey mouse?!" Smiley keeps asking around for him, not seeing one Disney character in sight.
"This isn't Disney World, dickhead!" Nahoya would be upset, okay. He came here to see that giant fucking mouse, he wanted a picture with you and Angry near him and Mickey. He even bought a Mickey golden chain for Mickey to wear.
Everyone argues on whether to start going on the water rides, or the regular rides. It's a big ass battle, someone is coming out dead, and that's Mitsuya because he is so fucking fed up. You promise him to bring him to get a massage, he feels a lot better. Everyone finally decides on the regular rides first.
Say goodbye to the rest of the group, Baji is dragging you, Chifuyu, and Kazutora to a ride already. It's the spinning tea cup ride. Chifuyu thinks this shit is for babies, he can see babies ride it for God's sake. Kazutora is shitting himself, he knows he won't come out alive from this, the way he sees it spinning is making him sick already.
You all manage to fit in the teacup, getting ready to strap your seatbelts on, but Baji stops all of you. "Seatbelts are for pussies," he challenges. You and Chifuyu accept the challenge, taking your seatbelt off.
You three are hyping up the ride, ready for it to start, already spinning the teacup together, but once the ride actually starts, the spinning gets ten times faster. Screaming your heads off, grabbing onto each other for dear life, it feels like you're all going to fly out any second, well except for Kazutora. Kazutora is hurling outside of the teacup, gagging and screaming for you idiots to put the seatbelts back on.
You're not going on a ride with Baji ever again.
You decide to stick with Yuzuha, Hakkai, Mitsuya, and his sisters. You guys end up going on the rides Luna and Mana can get on. Most of them are kiddie rides, but Hakkai finds a way to make them more fun.
Luna and Mana see a ride that they can't go on, and whine to Mitsuya, trying to get him to crack and let them on. Yuzuha, you, and Hakkai join along, chanting "Taka-chan" repeatedly.
Yeah, you all get on the ride, threatening the worker to let Luna and Mana on. So, strapping yourselves on, thinking that the ride would only go up really fast, you all thought wrong. Once the worker says strap on extra tight because this shit is going upside down you all start panicking, Luna and Mana are cheering and laughing.
Mitsuya has a death grip on your hand, and Hakkai is on the other side of you, confessing all of his sins before the ride starts. You all have seen heaven.
After the ride, Luna and Mana are chanting that they want to go on again, their hair sticking up all over the place. You three collectively decide to never go on that shit again.
Now the waterpark, once Toman makes their way to the waterpark, a lot of kids get scared shitless, and that's because they see Draken.
Mikey wants to ride the water rollercoaster, where the tracks go in the water, and water dumps all over. He makes sure to bring you and Draken, noticing Takemichi has his hands filled with Hina. Well, more like the other way around. You make Emma tag along with you, noticing how she might be alone.
Mikey has you sit at the front of the rollercoaster with him, patting a seat next to him. "I'm going to push you out of this thing if we sit together," you warn, he just smiles and nods. You only do this for the sake of Emma and Draken.
First thing you notice when you take your seat is that the seatbelts are broken on the ride. Mikey leans his head on your shoulder, "Meh, who needs seatbelts?"
"Y'know what, this is the same shit Baji said, Mikey-"
The ride starts, and it's already riding you up to the very top. "Oh my fucking god we are going to die, and I have to die besides you-"
"Soulmates?" Mikey grinned, clinging to your side. You adjust yourself, holding tightly on his hand.
"See you in hell," as soon as the rollercoaster drops, you are very sure Mikey flips over the top, and is about to fall off💀. Draken and Emma are screaming at you to hold onto him, and to not let go. You are for some reason laughing your ass off, Mikey is fucking flying all over the place, holding on to you for dear life.
The ride stops at the water, sending Mikey back into his seat, water pouring all over him. He is petrified. He begs you to take that to your grave, you say okay, but next moment you're literally telling everyone else.
Peh-yan brings everyone food, getting the best of the best for Pah-chin, he also makes sure your order is right in every way, he doesn't really give a shit if he got anyone else's order wrong. Everyone eats and goes straight in the water like idiots, most of them getting cramps immediately after.
Everyone wants to play a game of chicken, and most people are fighting over who the fuck is staying on the bottom, and who's getting carried.
Nahoya fucking cheats, using his giant floaties, wacking people left and right with them. Souya silently asks him to stop, hoping nobody hits their heads and drowns.
You carry Kazutora on your shoulders, and everyone teases him for it. You keep swimming him closer to Mikey, and Smiley, trying to get him to fuck both of them up. "Kazu, so help me if you don't fuck up Mikey-"
Kazutora gets knocked off by Nahoya's flamingo floaty. "THAT'S FUCKING CHEATING!"
Next round you get on Kazutora's shoulders and literally brawl with Nahoya the whole time, yanking the floaty out of his hands, swinging it at his big head. Angry is practically drowning.
Baji pisses in the pool, and everyone knows it's him because he's grinning about it. The girls beat the fuck out of him.
The sun is finally setting, and you all plan to start the day off better tomorrow. It doesn't get any better.
Also Nahoya torments all the workers at the waterpark until they come out in some type of Mickey Mouse suit. The guy in the suit is scared shitless, but is dancing around as if Nahoya was going to kill his ass. He finally gets the picture he wants with you, Souya, and him with Mickey mouse and a big ass chain around his neck.
Guess who
Does anyone know how to avoid the cat bus bad ending on day 4 pleaaasse i m desperate T^T
THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN PLS WATCH IT IF YOU HAVENT YET
THROUGH A RAPIST’S EYES” (PLS TAKE TIME TO READ THIS. It may save a life, It may save your life.)
An Article from Neena Susan Thomas
“Through a rapist’s eyes. A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interview…ed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts:
1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun! , braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.
2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing.
3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.
4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots.
5] Number two is office parking lots/garages.
6] Number three is public restrooms.
7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught.
8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming.
9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands.
10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it.
POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER:
1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.
2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell Stop or Stay back! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target.
3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yelling I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.
4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh – HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts.
5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there.
6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.
7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.
FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL ….
1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it.
2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!
3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.
4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.
5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:
a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) .
b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars.
c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)
6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).
7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.
Send this to any woman you know that may need to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it and it’s better safe than sorry.
If u have compassion reblog this post. ‘Helping hands are better than Praying Lips’ – give us your helping hand.
REBLOG THIS AND LET EVERY GIRL KNOW AT LEAST PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN THIS WORLD. So please reblog this….Your one reblog can Help to spread this information.
THIS COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.”
Could u please do a text between Ayato asking the other sakamakis to help him bc he is failing all his classes. I love your blog btw
This was hilarious to do! Thank you!
Ayato to Shuu:
Ayato to Reiji:
Ayato to Kanato:
Ayato to Laito:
Ayato to Subaru (this was the best one imo):
That last text post was great! Could u please do a text from Laito sending a censored photo of himself accidentally to a group chat of his brothers? Or like individually lol
Oh boy, oh boy. Poor Laito is going to find it reeeeaaaal awkward during the limousine ride to school.
Laito to Shuu:
Laito to Reiji:
Laito to Ayato:
Laito to Kanato:
Laito to Subaru:
“I want to hold you tight and love you all night so that you can remember me forever.”
I got heart attack every time Ray cried “Don’t leave me” (ಥ_ಥ)
Back again, with another recolor! ♡ Pretty simple, just some graphic recolors of the slouchy tee included with Parenthood. You need the pack for these to show up in your game!
Download here! (SFS)
Shout-out to everyone in @pleasant-plumbobs for being lovely and supportive. ♡
Hello, new edit of my baby. I’m done. I’m really done ! Lmao hope you’ll like it
Here, have some jeans named after Dean.
For them feminine frames only, sorry.
Comes in my own jean colours and @citrontart‘s palette.
Player tested (Doesn’t go over sum booties)
No Thumbnail, sorry.
Download
(F.I.Y. Right Click and Open New Tab)
5 plaid & checkered recolours of ayoshi’s jennie skirt
i literally just made some dog scarves in plaid but apparently i just cant contain my flaming love for the stuff SO HERE ARE SOME SKIRTS in pretty much the same exact material. you and your dog can match??
the mesh is by the incredibly talented @ayoshi who kindly allowed these recolours :-) i love the jennie skirt so much – it’s just the right and length and absolutely everything, so if nothing else, go download it!
i really love checkered skirts in general but all the ones i have in my game kind of flare out like a school uniform? which is fine but these skirts are more form-fitting, which is what i wanted. although i think these look nice for a school uniform too if that’s what you’re after!
i also made some custom icons for it but they stretched and look really weird in the game ha ha oops sorry please don’t be mad
obviously,
YOU NEED TO DOWNLOAD @ayoshi MESH ✨ HERE ✨ or it won’t work
✨ download skirt recolours here w/ dropbox ✨ (no adfly)
Sweet Taco Plumbobs
As you all probably know the wonderful @sweettacoplumbobs deacivated their acc and i read that we could do whatever we wanted with their hairs so im re-uploading them, because they are amazing.
SOMETIMES THE LINKS CRASH BUT THEY SHOULD WORK!
REBLOG THIS TO SHARE WITH OTHER PEOPLE!!
Hairs are in order from 1 - 21.
DOWNLOAD
ELINA SWEATER DRESS (MESH BY @tukete )
Who says you can’t dress comfortably while being stylish?
24 swatches from @citrontart‘s + @smubuh ’s palette
YOU NEED THE MESH (PLAIN VERSION)
Please don’t steal/reupload/credit as yours
Comes with custom catalogue thumbnail
DOWNLOAD (SFS)