IS THE WIND BOTHERING YOU MY KING

IS THE WIND BOTHERING YOU MY KING

shroom bloom 𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼. ˓ ⁺ ‧ ∗

The way I’m going to become so insufferable when The umbrella academy season 4 comes out. Like I already have a plan of rewatching an episode a day before August 8th. Which will definitely bring the obsession back at full force. But imagine how bad it will be when I get new content. Anyone who gets to hear my yaps will hate me. Like I’ve only gotten a teaser and some posters, and I feel the hyperfixation creeping back in.

BOYFRIEND TEXTS ft. wen junhui

♡⸝⸝ just junhui and reader being a wholesome couple who bully each other

.ᐟ crack. fluff. light angst. swearing.

a/n - junhui is such a sweetheart i love him with all my heart. feedbank is appreciated <3

thank you.

Guys i have very sane very normal thoughts about junhui on the daily, i need somebody to listen to all them before i combust

if you wanna rant to me hmu

Paleontologist! Boyfriend Jun headcanons

Synopsis: Having a paleontologist for a boyfriend is always going to be exciting and fun, especially if his name is Wen Junhui.  Paleontologist! Junhui x gn! reader | non-idol au, fluff, established relationship | 2k words | warnings: petnames (jun bug, my little pachycephalosaurus), mention of marriage, reader is said to be very stubborn, physical touch (rubbing aloe vera after a sunburn), slight neglect of self-care, making fun of others (jokingly and with no harm intended) Note: I am obviously not a paleontologist so there might be inaccuracies in the terms.  A/n: @heavenfilm and @weird-bookworm, thank you for listening to me ramble about this hehe <3 also i’m sorry this is a little messy.

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who confessed to you in the most unique and adorable way ever by giving you a pecten fossil (scallop shell fossil). Scallop shells usually symbolise both new beginnings and love. By giving you a pecten fossil, Jun told you he hoped to both convey his feelings of love towards you, and his hope of starting a new chapter in his life with you. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who is a walking paradox when it comes to his job. He’s so serious, diligent, and passionate. He would spend hours carefully brushing off the dirt from his fossils and reconstructing the fossils. The way he handles his fossils is so endearing because he’s so gentle with them, treating them with as much care as you would give to a newborn baby. Yet, he is simultaneously the most unserious, goofball ever. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who names his fossils and plays with them like a child playing with their dolls. The T-rex he’s been reconstructing has been affectionately named Stumpy because of its short, stumpy arms. Then, there’s the Ankylosaurus named Ankle. It’s name is ironic really, because Ankle is funnily enough, missing part of its right leg. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who, as you can tell, can be a little mean when it comes to naming his fossils. But make no mistake, he’s very protective over them. Only Jun, and maybe you, are allowed to make fun of his fossils. One time, Dino made the mistake of insulting Stumpy’s little useless arms. Jun refused to speak to Dino for a week and then proceeded to call him a Tupandactylus, which was a type of Pterosaur (flying dinosaur), with a huge head crest because it was similar to Dino’s larger forehead. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who takes care of his rock fossil collection like they are his children. He brushes the dust off them, sings them lullabies, tucks them into their custom made boxes designed after their respective habitats. Sometimes, when Jeonghan is out of town, he will leave Doljjong with Jun, because he knows Jun will treat Doljjong like one of his own. Jun even likes to set up a little tea party with Doljjong and some of the other fossils, just so they can get to know one another. Honestly, as adorable as it is, Jun being in the center of like 50 rocks does make it seem like Jun is carrying out witchcraft in real life. You don’t mind though, as long as Jun cleans up after because you have a real fear you might trip over his fossils and crush them, which would mean a teary eyed, very very sad Jun. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who has affectionately given you a nickname based on a dinosaur. He loves to call you his little pachy, short for pachycephalosaurus, because the dome headed dinosaur reminded him of you for two reasons. First, pachys are very cute, just like you. Second, pachys are the dinosaurs with possibly the thickest skulls, and you too, have a thick skull. Jun often jokes that you are too stubborn for your own good. There have been multiple occasions when you followed him for a dig, only to get a horrible sunburn because you refused to listen to him and stay in the shaded tent. You insisted on being near him as he was excavating the fossil and now you’re in pain and whining about how you need him to put aloe vera on your sunburns. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who tsks at you disapprovingly when that happens because it’s not the first time you’ve stubbornly refused to stay under the protection of the tent. Still, he lovingly and very gently applies the aloe on your skin. And yes, he kisses those spots too because he believes “kiss it to make it feel better” is 100% a real thing. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who has also been given a nickname by you based on his profession. You love to call him your Jun-bug. You named him that after his love of looking for little fossilised bugs. Once for an anniversary, you gave him a bug-eyed coltraneia trilobite fossil, which had this beautifully curved shell with many line indentations. You joked with Jun, telling him the indentations reminded you of the way Jun would literally climb on top of you, spread his arms out, and drop his entire body weight on you, literally enveloping you in a very tight, warm hug. Also, the fossil’s large eye facets were definitely similar to the way Jun’s eyes would widen when he animatedly tells you about what he’s working on. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun whose favourite date night activity is to do those fossil kits meant for children. He thinks it’s really fun and nostalgic. It reminds him of the times he used to do it as a child. And it’s always fun to see you get frustrated when the fossils wouldn’t open as easily as you think. He’s a cheeky little Jun-bug and he does love to ruffle your feathers, but mostly, he likes to see you frustrated because then he can gently cup his hands over yours to help you chip away at the fossils. He also likes to sit behind you, resting his head on your shoulder as you both work on the fossil kit. The intimacy of it all brings him an immense amount of joy. Getting the fossil at the end of it is just a plus point. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun whose other favourite date activity is to spend the day at the beach with you so he can go digging for shells and fossils. You can’t help but giggle and coo at his little beach day get up. He likes to wear a bucket hat and he carries a backpack with all the tools he might need. In his hands, he holds his tiny bucket and shovel too. Best of all, he wears the prettiest smile on his face. His face always lights up with childlike glee, his eyes sparkling in excitement. He bounces on his heels when you approach the beach, rushing off ignoring your call when you yell at him to put on sunscreen. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who happily licks the popsicle you gave him while showing you all the pretty shells and rocks he found at the beach. When you ask him which one is his favourite, he hums in contemplation, before beaming at you and telling you that you’re the prettiest thing he’s ever seen on the beach. This obviously leaves you in a giggly, flushed mess. 

𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who insists on going to the beach for the sunset on your anniversary, only for him to get down on one knee. He presents you with a little pebble ammonite fossil, shyly telling you that although a ring is more traditional for a proposal, he wanted to recreate his confession to you in a way. Plus, giving you a pebble fossil was reminiscent of the way penguins would give their mates pebbles when they were ready to mate for life. This would be a special way of symbolising the next step in your relationship, and it would symbolise building the foundation of your home.  𓇽 Paleontologist boyfriend! Jun who whoops and throws his arms around you (just like the shape of that bug eyed fossil) when you accept the pebble tearfully. Because who cares about receiving a traditional ring to mark your union? Especially when you’ve been presented with something that means so much more to you and your paleontologist boyfriend fiance.

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