Last Night I Had A Dream And In It Someone Was About To Explain The Legend Of The Bongy Man (like Bogey

last night i had a dream and in it someone was about to explain the legend of the bongy man (like bogey man but... bong) and i WOKE UP RIGHT AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO EXPLAIN IT I FUCKINF WOKE UP. NOW IM NEVER GONNA KNOW WHO THE BONGY MAN IS. WHO IS THE BONGY MAN

"ive been writing so much!" and i check and i have approximately four paragraphs, someone END ME

I AM SCREAMING. CLAWING AT THE WALLS. I CANNOT BE NORMAL ABOUT THIS. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN THIS EVENT I AM TERRIFIED

shoutout to the hot topic employee who heard my name as "cb" and after i corrected them they said "i thought that was a unique name, i wondered where it came from" i think they may have been thinking

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MUAHAHAHAGAGGA

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DUDE. DUUUDE. DUDE

i am CRAZY RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK. SO MANY THEORIES RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD I CANT WRITE THESE ALL DOWN

HELPP MEEEEEEE