I'm In A Potter Mood. I'm Thinking That This Is Pansy Parkinson? We'll Just Say These Are Her Going-to-the-mall

I'm in a Potter mood. I'm thinking that this is Pansy Parkinson? We'll just say these are her going-to-the-mall clothes.

- Esca sketch lol

One of my favorite fics I ever read was about how Jack Sparrow wasn't a man at all but some sort of sea monster. I can't remember much about it other than the soldiers were afraid to go neat his cell because they would see terrible things in the shadows.

I wanted, no, needed to contribute to the fem Bilbo model AU pibroch and ewelock have masterfully created. I have been overwhelmed with feels since I first looked at the glorious artwork and amazing words. 

So here's my small, shitty offering in hopes that this will appease me till another update happens, or more fanart is created. Seriously, everyone read this. I ignored it because I thought it sounded crack-ish. It's the best thing ever. 

*edit, realized it'd probably be good if I linked the story, god Im a dumbass. ugh. here: Take From Me My Lace

~alpaca family

my mom wants to own an alpaca farm in the future. 

James, Elizabeth, Madame Jack Sparrow. There was some fic once upon a time of him as a brothel madame. Oh but then there's the other one where Barbossa forces him to dress in the 'Scarlett' red dress and hnng... so hot. All you need to get from this is Sparrow is a sexy lady.