I Hope Jjk Turns Out To Be Itadoris Fever Dream After Eating A An Expired Finger

i hope jjk turns out to be itadoris fever dream after eating a an expired finger

My JJK theories & opinions part 2! (I'm sure more are scattered across this blog but whatever)

-all that it took for Yuuji to come back when Sukuna took over (at the detention center) was for Megumi to talk to him. Yuuji was stressed, in pain and alone. When he stopped fronting, he dissociated and wasn't watching for his time to come back. Fushiguro calling to him made Yuuji feel safe enough to come back. I'm not sure if this would work on anyone else Sukuna possesses, as Yuuji is a perfect vessel. but we see the same thing happen when Gojo calls to Geto, even if it is only muscle memory and his soul is not there.

-Gojo didn't suggest at all that Yuuji might have a cursed technique (it is weird that he didn't see curses before, but also weird that they didn't look into his ancestry) bc to let Yuuji hear that would be to let Sukuna know and combine that with his own techniques. BUT ALSO Yuuji jumping through the 4th floor window, before eating the fingie?? Gojo & Fushiguro might have known about his mother's.

-Haibara and Yu are related. Brothers or cousins or something idk! They have different last names but I always thought this and I cannot stop myself from believing it. Also bc Nanami worked closely with both of them. I feel like it's his way of redeeming himself, or he feels responsible for Ino because he knew Haibara.

× Geto could have come back even after Kenjaku stole his body!! If sukuna could replace yuuji's heart, then someone could replace Geto's brain, even if it is Yuta or Sukuna. Geto could STILL come back..... If Yuta removed the brain. We know bodies that have been obliterated can come back to life with Kenjaku's technique, enough to CARRY A FULL HEALTHY PREGNANCY.

-Gojo AND YUTA killed the higher ups. We thought it was Yuta bc of the Katana slash. Yuta was JUST telling Gojo to stop being the monster by himself. And Gojo's techniques don't leave slashes - they could look like Inumaki or Rika's (so I didn't suspect Gojo before, and I'm still wondering what yuta was talking about when he told inumaki that he had a job for him). So idk who among them is responsible, but it's at least Yuta.

-kenjaku killed megumi's mother. He could not let the ten shadows user have a good childhood. Also why did tsumiki's mother disappear?? Sus.

-I like to imagine that Hiromi Higuruma is fine. I think he's still alive but!! If he has passed on then he can become like an afterlife judge and send people back or not let them haunt.

I think Geto did this bc he was too late for the girls - they had already been victims to violence and he was showing them that he wouldn't let it happen again.

Gojo's students had been protected by him, he didn't have to put on a demonstration.

Also nanako and mimiko's morbid curse techniques were already developing, I think they enjoyed it

I know there has to be some parallelism here but I feel sick even thinking about it good lord

Telling them you’re pregnant(real)

Gojo Satoru,Geto Suguru,Nanami Kento

Gojo Satoru

Geto Suguru

Nanami Kento

MDNI!!!!

I saw that this one was winning so I couldn't resist uploading it a bit early! I hope you guys enjoy and thank you so much for the hype on my first smau🥰 you’re all so loved and appreciated, have a nice day!

UH OH! THEY'RE DRUNK!

featuring: Satoru, Suguru, Toji, Yuji, Megumi, Yuta and Choso!

warnings(?): Toji asks for tit pics, no pronouns mentioned but they use fem complements (you're beautiful and pretty)

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HELP I MADE THIS JOKE WITH SUKUNA and right after he drinks his own milk too

I love forgetting things enough to laugh at my own writing. What the fuck was I thinking hajsldkajxkalanx this is great

I hate having to reread my own fics bc I forget how a character interests with someone in it like

Idk sometimes I enjoy reading my own work and sometimes I don't want to face it

Writing is so embarrassing but I wanted these stories to exist so I had to do it I'm

Just trying to understand the dynamics with Choso in this one ugh