THERE IS NOOOOOO WAY JOE MAZZELLO IS FORTYYYYYYY FUCKING YEARS OLDDDDD

THERE IS NOOOOOO WAY JOE MAZZELLO IS FORTYYYYYYY FUCKING YEARS OLDDDDD

ugh i need him even MORE

Just to be abundantly clear,

This Account Stands With Palestine.

Not many people know this but Luz is short for Luzard. like a lizard .

Ha ha just kidding!.

It’s all fun and games here but the truth is it’s short for Luzsitania after the ship the Germans sunk in 1915 which was a major turning point in American support and intervention in WW1 xx

please 🤲🙏 how toye headcanons…. blessed be ur posts ❤️ any content you make ill devour tbh ur so great!!!

OH MY GOD JOE TOYE MY MAN

joe toye is an absolute beast

he’s rough on the outside but a massive softie

def would listen to pop music if he was around today

i feel like he’d be a swiftie but more of the “red” and “evermore” era

he’d def be into Chappell Roan (my favorite artist)

he’s definitely a big reader, absolutely demolishes a book in a day

he’d have a yearly reading list and read every single book and then some

he’s probably a big fan of jane austen but doesn’t let people know

definitely a weightlifter, loves working with his hands (in every sense)

would totally be into legos

a big fan of biographies/auto biographies

big fan of documentaries too

Band of Brothers as Quotes I’ve Heard in School Part 8

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8

Liebgott: Calm down, DAVID

Webster: All right, JOSEPH

Speirs talking about Dike: He is dilapidated in the head, like there’s nothing in there

Luz talking about Toye: I met a guy at the gym but it was embarrassing cause I had the weight and I couldn’t lift it

Tab: I’m actually an angel sent from the heavens, that’s why I look like this

Nix: I hit my head on it

Winters: So you died is what I’m hearing?

Nix: Yes

Guarnere telling Babe about Easy Company: We have a thing on our birthdays where we beat the shit out of each other

Roe to Babe: Did you just say “the Paris state flag”?

Babe: I like your laptop

Roe: I got it from my grandpa after he passed away

Babe: ...Why so gloom

Literally anyone: *takes jacket off*

Sobel: Put your shoulder away!

Perconte: If these bitches can show ass, I can show ankle

Lip talking about him spilling the tea to Winters about Dike: I did send a passive aggressive email to Captain Winters

Nix, drunk: Don’t you work at Apple Jacks?

Welsh: Did you just say a cereal?

Nix: What’s it called, it’s like Apple Jacks

Welsh: Applebee’s

Luz: Don’t mistake my smile for happiness