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tumblr removed my header which was literally just this image

You wouldn’t like to be under the sea in an octopuses garden in the shade, and it shows

wow, can’t believe seymour krelborn canonically said trans rights

lsoh au but Arthur is the dentist instead and Orin’s just a wet cat who has to sit through his yapping

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headcanon: when mushnik made seymour feel particularly awful about himself, audrey would try to cheer him up by doing a (purposefully awful) impression of mushnik and telling seymour what a good job he’s doing until she got him to smile and/or laugh

Photos Showing That Angle Is Everything.

unholy amalgamation:

woah... is that.

stress?

overwhelmed?

fuckery!!!

FUCKERY FUCKERY FUCKERY FUCKERY FUCKERY FUCKERY

i hate living in this damned mortal body.

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

I HAVE GAY TOOTHPASTE TOO!!!

gay toothpaste

alone again... naturally

Imagine if the tumblr search function actually fucking worked

Imagine if the tumblr search function actually fucking worked

Imagine if the tumblr search function actually fucking worked

June 1986, Leiden, Netherlands - Queen with the photographer William Rutten during 'Magic Tour'

👉 June 11,12, 19, of 1986, Queen perform at the Groenoordhalle, Leiden, Netherlands - 'Magic Tour'

I'm so used to Gandalf's big naturals edits that now I watch lotr and I am shocked when I do not see his big naturals proudly displayed onscreen smh

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

There's no timeline where you have to have everything figured out. You never have to figure everything entirely out.

you’re laughing. everybody has come back to tumblr bc every other social media site is breaking just as homestuck comes back, david tennant comes back to doctor who, news is conveyed via canon destiel meme, and a show about MCU loki is airing, in a full revival of the 2012 tumblr era, and you’re laughing.

i am so sick of people saying 'people think im weird when i say yellow, wednesday and triangle are the same😔' and then all the comments are like 'OMG EXACTLYY' or 'its like ive got synesthesia also you forgot the number three' like bro no it isnt weird no you are not crazy no you dont have synesthesia or whatever, you are making subconscious patterns, yellow is the third colour in the rainbow, triangles have 3 sides, wednesday is seen as the third day of the week these are just patterns. im mostly just sick of people saying its synesthesia or the other conditions where you equate things to other things

also applies to when people say certain days of the week are even/odd, these are just patterns

summary/TLDR: please learn to recognise patterns and stop saying you have things that you dont and know nothing about (do your research!)