Textsfromlastnight:

textsfromlastnight:

(205): I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.

clientsfromhell:

Client: “I’ve spoken to my accountant, and he said you were too expensive, that he could find me another designer for half your price, but I want to work with you, can we renegotiate?

Me: “How much are you paying your accountant? I’m sure I can find you a cheaper one."

FUCK yeah.

bhanzo:

akoayecandice:

Reason no. 129389 why I left my heart in SF. 

Hella.

In the corner “Warmer than New York.”

Fishing on the beach… what

Taunting New Yorkers with a portrait of us on a GOOD snow day

hahaha, suckers

hella cool headline.

allthingseurope:

Richmond Park, London, UK (by Alex Saberi)

holy.