Honey-bear-claw - Casey - Tumblr Blog

apparently it’s national boyfriend day today and yet i am here boyfriendless. do you realise how fucked up this is

fat boy fall i beg of you to give me my beautiful fat man I can go on cute fall dates with and spend halloween with

Weird but enough for me

Rip bubba you wouldve loved Chappell Roan

Guess what movie i jus watched for the first time like 2 days ago :] I love Bubba soo much

texas too hot......

crazy to me how Bubba Sawyer is the only fat slasher rep and also the one i want to fuck the most

honestly when I get intimate with a guy i don’t want this idealized version of it, i want to be awkward and giggle as we do it

i wanna fumble around and be with you, touch your skin, feel your hair, and have you against me

Man. as much as I love monster/human pairings, what about monster/monster stuff?

Like,, a ghost and a demon haunting/posessing the same space, getting competitive and fucking about it.

A sentient ai/robot and an alien bonding over their shared alienation (ha) from humanity, getting horny with each other.

Threesome with a vampire, werewolf, and dragon (whether or not any of them are in a human-adjacent form is up to interpretation)

there's just so many cool options,,,

and what if I want a big monster boyfriend to sweep me off my feet and take me away from this cruel reality

haha well if you need me… i’ll just be here yearning for a boyfriend… haha…

I like this meme

Boys with acne I love you

Boys with stretch marks I love you

Boys with cellulite I love you

Boys with crooked teeth I love you

Boys with weird smiles I love you